Today Was a Good Day

[Petro]

There's quite a few crawl threads for raging about things going wrong. I thought I'd make a thread where we can list the times when things go catastrophically right.

From my most recent demonspawn:
The komodo dragon bites you! The komodo dragon looks sick.

[pratamawirya]

Playing a MiBe and finding amulet of Greed {Faith Acc+6 Dam+4} on D:7.

[Turgon]

The komodo dragon bites you! The komodo dragon looks sick.

lol!

[Deimos]

I got off D:1.

[Grimm]

I saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp.

[Konebred]

I didn't even have to roll an AK.

[Confidence Interval]

I think I will make "You better check yo self before you wreck yo self" my Crawl=playing motto.

[PerverseSuffering]

I got rid of my Crawl addiction!

[palin]

I got rid of my Crawl addiction!

So what are you doing here?

[Jabberwocky]

I got rid of my Crawl addiction!

So what are you doing here?

It's their methadone to Crawl's heroin.

[PerverseSuffering]

I got rid of my Crawl addiction!

So what are you doing here?

It's their methadone to Crawl's heroin.

But Crawl is mescaline. Natural product, no physical addiction. The Tavern is just the mezcal on the side.
As your attorney, I advise you to go play Crawl right now.