Crawl-related clothing, tenuous or otherwise

[Moanerette]

My housemates went on holiday to Crete and brought me back a fab pair of slippers. They have labyrinth patterns on both sides. This means that when I wear them I am in the middle of the labyrinth - I am the Minotaur!

[Ezehiel]

pics or it didn't happen

[Jabberwocky]

TehDruid had a crawling shirt custom made.
I found a crawling tee-shirt with a image of the pot of stone soup and text saying you aren't quite hungry enough to eat that!

[Grimm]

I am the Moanertaur!

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[Confidence Interval]

I am the Moanertaur!

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Perhaps s/he is originally a minaret.

[Grimm]

I am the Moanertaur!

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Perhaps s/he is originally a moanaret.

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[Confidence Interval]

Perhaps s/he is originally a moanaret.

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I don't like that. Consider:
- cigar / cigarette
- statue / statuette
- moaner / moanerette.
In each case the latter implies a smaller, feminised version of the former. I don't know what a moanaret would be.

[Grimm]

It would be a Muslim who complains a lot.

[Jabberwocky]

http://www.zazzle.com/dungeon_crawl_stone_soup_shirts-235202909511863211

[Jabberwocky]

https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=4788

[Jabberwocky]

Minmay claims https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Deviance-Drow-Priestess-fantasy-costume-Enchanted-Forest/1537488?id=1537488&slug=Deviance-Drow-Priestess-fantasy-costume-Enchanted-Forest
It's one of the reasons I find them vaguely disturbing.