Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view.
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:18... go.
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Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:18Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:29I act nonchalant and give them a friendly wave, then wander round the corner out of LoS.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:35The XL27 player thinks, "Oh, snacks!"
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 16:13Bah. I may only be a level three FE, but I can take that priest in melee anyway... SMITE ... Oh well, I'm not dead yet, so I might as well just kill ... SMITE ... Hm. It seems I died after all, and that I couldn't ... SMITE ... I'M DEAD YOU MORON!!!!! ... SMITE ....
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Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 16:29
Space marine reloads his heavy bolter and starts chainsword. 
He rush to the orcs with no fear in his mind because he lives for the emperor and death in a battle is greatest honor. 
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 16:58Orc...orc...orc...orc...GOOSE!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 17:16Ezehiel wrote::shock: Space marine reloads his heavy bolter and starts chainsword.
These are orcs with a 'c' not a 'k' and an 's' not a 'z'.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 17:27After checking orcs ID because Space Marines don't have time to ask questions and realizing that
Space Marine smokes another joint and rushes to the Narnia on his purple Umicorn of Smiles to watch another episode of CSI:Miami.
XuaXua wrote:These are orcs with a 'c' not a 'k' and an 's' not a 'z'.
Space Marine smokes another joint and rushes to the Narnia on his purple Umicorn of Smiles to watch another episode of CSI:Miami.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 18:07You die.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Monday, 6th August 2012, 18:18Apparently, the orcish gay pride parade is going on at the moment.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
You feel troubled.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
You feel troubled.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 08:00TehDruid wrote:Apparently, the orcish gay pride parade is going on at the moment.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
You feel aroused.
ftfy
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 12:16I tell them: "Finally you're on the schedule! Let's get going!"
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
a -- a +10dB microphone.
You shout for rocking on!
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
a -- a +10dB microphone.
You shout for rocking on!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 12:39MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:I tell them: "Finally you're on the schedule! Let's get going!"
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
a -- a +10dB microphone.
You shout for rocking on!
http://www.rockrealms.com/interrogation/abandoforcs.php
http://www.metalmaniacs.com/2011/a-band-of-orcs-interview/
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 16:13Situation 1: You're in the orc mines, kill them, go back upstairs, or complete lair first.
Situation 2: You opened a door and they popped out. Meph cloud/swiftness/scroll of fog if you're a mage, if you have an escape scroll IDed use it, otherwise run and die.
Situation 2: You opened a door and they popped out. Meph cloud/swiftness/scroll of fog if you're a mage, if you have an escape scroll IDed use it, otherwise run and die.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 21:16Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view. Then an orc rabbi comes into view.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 21:25man i remember good jokes
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 21:32I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 22:56cerebovssquire wrote:man i remember good jokes
In Soviet Russia, jokes remember you!
Frankly though, I think that orc priests should be removed. We gave them a second chance, but they are still molesting the little orcs. This sets a bad example for the other members of the dungeon. Even the high priests are in on it, but they are just defending the rights of the orc priests, and watching idly! They have a duty to protect the little orcs!
Orc priests disgust me...
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 06:41Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 07:34Grimm wrote:I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.
Perhaps writers of consistently poor jokes should be given a colour too. I'm not thinking of anyone in particular, obviously, just making a general suggestion.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 07:38In my opinion any "In Soviet Russia" should result in a warning, repeated offenses being penalised as such up to a permanent ban.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 07:42In Soviet Russia, repeated uses of "In Soviet Russia" are pissed off by YOU!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:04Thank you for helping Cerebov's Squire promote this rule to the official power, ConfInt! As a forum frequenter, I really appreciate your impressive work in this direction! 
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:11MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Thank you for helping Cerebov's Squire promote this rule to the official power, ConfInt! As a forum frequenter, I really appreciate your impressive work in this direction!
A pleasure! I will, of course, honour any permanent ban imposed if that is the will of the people.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:19In Soviet Russia, permanent ban honours YOU!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:26Grimm wrote:In Soviet Russia, permanent ban honours YOU!
You're banned too.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:34You can't ban me, I boycott!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:04Your boycott is banned. Get back on the forum!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:10In Soviet Russia, forum get back on YOU!
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:16You're rebanned.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:24I counter with a girlcott.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:37Nothing that couldn't be settled by a good orccott.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 12:53Grimm wrote:I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.
I nominate myself for this title. I did win the crawl humour contest after all.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 20:22O.K. Jabberwocky, you are now officially a Big Tavern Clown.
Which itself would fall before a scotcott.
Confidence Interval wrote:Nothing that couldn't be settled by a good orccott.
Which itself would fall before a scotcott.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 21:18I will boycott you girlcott, orccott, boycott and scotcott unless I get a hot pink nametag to go with my title.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:31I'm assuming that I am also eligible for this honor of honors, this recognition of recognitions...? And frankly, I'm not going to boycott. I have a feeling that whether I boycotted or girlcotted, I would be knocked unconscious by my computer, which would then boycott my boycott, and spam nyan cat all over the forum. If you are curious as to how my computer would knock me out, it would hire a particularly nasty electron henchman (his name is Jim, he's actually not all that bad once you get to know him), who would then give me a nasty shock when I press the letter "R" on my keyboard. (Jim likes the letter "R", the capital, not the lowercase. Don't ask me why.)
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:49Nice try giygas, although I barely giggled.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:51As a Official Big Forum Clown I would have to say that you don't qualify. You make a lot of jokes but I've yet to see a really hilarious one.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:54Shut up, Clown.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 23:07Aye aye, instant noodle liker. *readies pie*
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 23:18Clown love, yo.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Thursday, 9th August 2012, 01:41Jabberwocky wrote:As a Official Big Forum Clown I would have to say that you don't qualify. You make a lot of jokes but I've yet to see a really hilarious one.
My humor must just go over your head then. Well, it would if you had one. Sadly, one as feeble-minded as you can never hope to understand the intricacies of satire. Kidding...
My humor is more physical humor, and relies as much on the presentation as on the words. Also: lots of sarcasm.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Thursday, 9th August 2012, 01:52giygas, you're not funny, not even a tiny little bit. Just accept that. We have.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Thursday, 9th August 2012, 03:55Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Thursday, 9th August 2012, 05:33This reminds me of Chaos League.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Thursday, 9th August 2012, 22:30MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:This reminds me of Chaos League.
Damn you for making me google that. I'll never be able to wash that shit off my eyes.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Friday, 10th August 2012, 08:22giygas wrote:Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.
in dubio contra reo
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Friday, 10th August 2012, 08:56cerebovssquire wrote:giygas wrote:Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.
in dubio contra reo
Guilty as charged, I suspect.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Friday, 10th August 2012, 09:09That's exactly what the orc wizard said.
Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view
Posted: Friday, 10th August 2012, 15:57... What, and give up show business?