Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view.

[XuaXua]

... go.

[Confidence Interval]

I act nonchalant and give them a friendly wave, then wander round the corner out of LoS.

[pratamawirya]

The XL27 player thinks, "Oh, snacks!"

[giygas]

Bah. I may only be a level three FE, but I can take that priest in melee anyway... SMITE ... Oh well, I'm not dead yet, so I might as well just kill ... SMITE ... Hm. It seems I died after all, and that I couldn't ... SMITE ... I'M DEAD YOU MORON!!!!! ... SMITE ....

...
...
...
...lol?

[Ezehiel]

Space marine reloads his heavy bolter and starts chainsword. He rush to the orcs with no fear in his mind because he lives for the emperor and death in a battle is greatest honor.

[JeffQyzt]

Orc...orc...orc...orc...GOOSE!

[XuaXua]

:shock: Space marine reloads his heavy bolter and starts chainsword. He rush to the orcs with no fear in his mind because he lives for the emperor and death in a battle is greatest honor.

These are orcs with a 'c' not a 'k' and an 's' not a 'z'.

[Ezehiel]

After checking orcs ID because Space Marines don't have time to ask questions and realizing that

These are orcs with a 'c' not a 'k' and an 's' not a 'z'.

Space Marine smokes another joint and rushes to the Narnia on his purple Umicorn of Smiles to watch another episode of CSI:Miami.

[SinCosTan]

You die.

[TehDruid]

Apparently, the orcish gay pride parade is going on at the moment.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
You feel troubled.

[Confidence Interval]

Apparently, the orcish gay pride parade is going on at the moment.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
You feel aroused.

ftfy

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

I tell them: "Finally you're on the schedule! Let's get going!"
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
a -- a +10dB microphone.
You shout for rocking on!

[JeffQyzt]

I tell them: "Finally you're on the schedule! Let's get going!"
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
a -- a +10dB microphone.
You shout for rocking on!

http://www.rockrealms.com/interrogation/abandoforcs.php
http://www.metalmaniacs.com/2011/a-band-of-orcs-interview/

[cursednobleman]

Situation 1: You're in the orc mines, kill them, go back upstairs, or complete lair first.

Situation 2: You opened a door and they popped out. Meph cloud/swiftness/scroll of fog if you're a mage, if you have an escape scroll IDed use it, otherwise run and die.

[Grimm]

Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view. Then an orc rabbi comes into view.

[cerebovssquire]

man i remember good jokes

[Grimm]

I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.

[giygas]

man i remember good jokes

In Soviet Russia, jokes remember you!

Frankly though, I think that orc priests should be removed. We gave them a second chance, but they are still molesting the little orcs. This sets a bad example for the other members of the dungeon. Even the high priests are in on it, but they are just defending the rights of the orc priests, and watching idly! They have a duty to protect the little orcs!
Orc priests disgust me...

[Grimm]

Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."

[Confidence Interval]

I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.

Perhaps writers of consistently poor jokes should be given a colour too. I'm not thinking of anyone in particular, obviously, just making a general suggestion.

[cerebovssquire]

In my opinion any "In Soviet Russia" should result in a warning, repeated offenses being penalised as such up to a permanent ban.

[Confidence Interval]

In Soviet Russia, repeated uses of "In Soviet Russia" are pissed off by YOU!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Thank you for helping Cerebov's Squire promote this rule to the official power, ConfInt! As a forum frequenter, I really appreciate your impressive work in this direction!

[Confidence Interval]

Thank you for helping Cerebov's Squire promote this rule to the official power, ConfInt! As a forum frequenter, I really appreciate your impressive work in this direction!

A pleasure! I will, of course, honour any permanent ban imposed if that is the will of the people.

[Grimm]

In Soviet Russia, permanent ban honours YOU!

[Confidence Interval]

In Soviet Russia, permanent ban honours YOU!

You're banned too.

[Grimm]

You can't ban me, I boycott!

[Confidence Interval]

Your boycott is banned. Get back on the forum!

[Grimm]

In Soviet Russia, forum get back on YOU!

[Confidence Interval]

You're rebanned.

[Grimm]

I counter with a girlcott.

[Confidence Interval]

Nothing that couldn't be settled by a good orccott.

[Jabberwocky]

I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.

I nominate myself for this title. I did win the crawl humour contest after all.

[Grimm]

O.K. Jabberwocky, you are now officially a Big Tavern Clown.

Nothing that couldn't be settled by a good orccott.

Which itself would fall before a scotcott.

[Jabberwocky]

I will boycott you girlcott, orccott, boycott and scotcott unless I get a hot pink nametag to go with my title.

[giygas]

I'm assuming that I am also eligible for this honor of honors, this recognition of recognitions...? And frankly, I'm not going to boycott. I have a feeling that whether I boycotted or girlcotted, I would be knocked unconscious by my computer, which would then boycott my boycott, and spam nyan cat all over the forum. If you are curious as to how my computer would knock me out, it would hire a particularly nasty electron henchman (his name is Jim, he's actually not all that bad once you get to know him), who would then give me a nasty shock when I press the letter "R" on my keyboard. (Jim likes the letter "R", the capital, not the lowercase. Don't ask me why.)

[pratamawirya]

Nice try giygas, although I barely giggled.

[Jabberwocky]

As a Official Big Forum Clown I would have to say that you don't qualify. You make a lot of jokes but I've yet to see a really hilarious one.

[pratamawirya]

Shut up, Clown.

[Jabberwocky]

Aye aye, instant noodle liker. *readies pie*

[Grimm]

Clown love, yo.

[giygas]

As a Official Big Forum Clown I would have to say that you don't qualify. You make a lot of jokes but I've yet to see a really hilarious one.

My humor must just go over your head then. Well, it would if you had one. Sadly, one as feeble-minded as you can never hope to understand the intricacies of satire. Kidding...

My humor is more physical humor, and relies as much on the presentation as on the words. Also: lots of sarcasm.

[Grimm]

giygas, you're not funny, not even a tiny little bit. Just accept that. We have.

[giygas]

Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

This reminds me of Chaos League.

[giygas]

This reminds me of Chaos League.

Damn you for making me google that. I'll never be able to wash that shit off my eyes.

[cerebovssquire]

Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.

in dubio contra reo

[Confidence Interval]

Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.

in dubio contra reo

Guilty as charged, I suspect.

[Grimm]

That's exactly what the orc wizard said.

[tcjsavannah]

... What, and give up show business?