Monday, 6th August 2012, 19:32 by cerebovssquire
i had a dream where me and my brother (i don't have a brother) got a job as highschool teachers. however my brother was arrested on the first day for carrying a nuclear bomb. he was arrested by doctors, not cops.
i didn't care and started flirting with the medicine teacher (go figure). which was strange because she was the absolutely stereotypical blond-hair-blue-eyes beauty type i don't really like. by the way i also hate vanilla ice cream. anyway we were walking along this corridor past the headmaster's office. some idiot had left the door open, so the headmaster was in our LoS. he attacked us with a sling and hit me for ca. half my health in one shot. i ran away. he took the medicine teacher into his office.
i approach the end of the corridor with the headmaster now hard on my heels and swing into a big hall. i jump up to the window-sill and see that it is snowing outside. the headmaster comes into the room.
he tells me "this is no highschool for pussies, if you want to teach here you better quaff-ID heal wounds." he pronounced "quaff" wrong by the way. i did precisely that, and the potion healed me over 100% maxhp. i jumped down and defeated the headmaster, apparently they aren't very strong in melee. i was using a +4/+2 vorpal battleaxe by the way.
i went back to the headmaster's office and congratulated the medicine teacher on making it out in one piece.
(apparently reading frank mccourt's "teacher man" gives you weird dreams)
i also had a dream a few months ago that was short and sweet (i don't know if i have posted it here before though), i had rented a room in a hotel. when i came to the reception there was a clown standing there instead of the manager. he reached for my key and looked at it, then said that my room number corresponded to my IQ. the number was double-digited but i don't remember it exactly. then i woke up.
also i once had a dream where i was discussing sex with faeries with minmay, apparently i got his hair colour and length right, however i've never actually had any faeries in my dreams if i remember correctly, which is sad
another good one was when i was in my own highschool and someone had turned the grounds into a beach. i was walking along this beach with a girl in my year whom i have very mixed feelings towards. all you really need to know about her character is the comment "one should be ashamed of AAB" referring to grades* (she used the german equivalent (she had AAB this year so obviously i am filled with immature joy (AAA* bitch))). anyway i was trying to convince her an A- i got in english had been unfairly graded. she wasn't buying it. while we were talking more and more huge insects and arachnids and centipeds (i am really really scared of them even when they are normally sized) were crawling beneath our feet and over the sand. it was horrible.
*arrogance is curiously attractive, see pip in great expectations and his reaction to meeting estella
i wish i could give freud a ring, also if anyone wants to troll me, now they probably have enough material for my lifetime
