Crawl drinking game?

[Patashu]

I was thinking of making a crawl drinking game designed to discourage poor play with the punishment of getting shitfaced. So the rules would be something like this:

Take a shot when:

You quaff heal wounds (unless it was your first)
You zap heal wounds at yourself (if you aren't a DD) (unless it was your first)
You identified blinking (unless it was your first)

Take two shots when:

You identified curing for the HP (unless it was your first)

Take three shots when:

You die with xl > 4

Finish your drink when:

You see a unique asleep or wandering, you approach it and it kills you
You die to a monster with melee only that isn't faster than you

I'm under no illusion that anyone would ever want to play this, of course

[Jabberwocky]

And of course when you get behind even just a little bit you will stay behind because of the alcohol.

[Konebred]

1 shot for every awesome artifact you find that your character can't use.

fill your glass every time you quit DCSS in frustration and load it back up 5 minutes later to try a different combo.

[Stormfox]

For the true Crawl drinking experience, have someone else pour your various liquors into unlabeled containers out of your sight. Fill your glasses from those containers, or drink directly from them.

EDIT: Oh wait. That implies that you should quaff-ID your drinks. Bad move.

[XuaXua]

For the true Crawl drinking experience, have someone else pour your various liquors into unlabeled containers out of your sight. Fill your glasses from those containers, or drink directly from them.

EDIT: Oh wait. That implies that you should quaff-ID your drinks. Bad move.

Blurry Vision mutation.

[IronJelly]

For the true Crawl drinking experience, have someone else pour your various liquors into unlabeled containers out of your sight. Fill your glasses from those containers, or drink directly from them.

EDIT: Oh wait. That implies that you should quaff-ID your drinks. Bad move.

Admittedly, quaff-IDing drinks would be sort of fun in the right settings. If I had friends that play Crawl, I could totally see us making an evening of it, where we have us a mini-tournament of some sort, or challenges, like who can get the furthest with a certain combo (in a certain amount of time), or which of us can win a Sprint first, or with the most unusual combo.

[TehDruid]

If I had friends that play Crawl

Story of my life.

[rebthor]

If I had friends

Story of my life.

j/k I have lots of friends.


Imaginary ones count right?

[IronJelly]

Oh good. let's be friends. I'm not imaginary, but I am chaotic.

[beogh]

I made this drinking game up a few years back, and have spent many a night playing it It is intended to be played with beer, though I suppose you could substitute liquor if you're really trying to get sloshed.

One drink = big gulp

Rules
1. Have one drink every time you move down a floor for the first time. This applies to the various branches as well.
2. Have one drink every time you kill a unique or a ghost.
3. Have one drink every time you level up. Two drinks if it is a stat boosting level (every third level)
4. Have one drink if you enter to the Abyss. (banished or by free will)
5. Have one drink if you leave the Abyss.
6. Have one drink if you change religions.
8. Have two drinks when you choose a religion for the first time.
9. Have two drinks when you collect a rune
10. If you fall down a shaft, have one drink for every level descended. (These drinks are separate from rule #1).
11. Finish your drink if you die.

[duvessa]

tavern drinking game
take a shot when tasonir tells someone to use unarmed
take a shot when tasonir tells someone to use chei
finish your drink when tasonir tells someone to do both at once
take a shot when a post gets thanked ironically
take a shot when someone mentions or alludes to sexy elves
take a shot when someone asks for advice then doesn't take it
take a shot when someone asks for advice and gets terrible advice
finish your drink whenever you see a new account named directly after an in-game monster or god

[magpie]

Finish your drink whenever a super-awesome item generates in the early Dungeon that your character cannot use (dragon armours, high-level spellbooks, et cetera).

[Sprucery]

A drinking game for real-time speedrunners: have a drink every time you press any other button than 'o', tab, '>' or '<'.

[tasonir]

A drinking game for real-time speedrunners: have a drink every time you press any other button than 'o', tab, '>' or '<'.

Of course since you don't want to ruin your time, you are required to estimate the number of drinks you will take during your run, and take half beforehand and half immediately after. For every drink you are off from the real count, add an additional post-game drink. If your character doesn't die, you will!

[wheals]

and take half beforehand

Is this simm's speedrun secret tech?

[Rast]

I made this drinking game up a few years back, and have spent many a night playing it It is intended to be played with beer, though I suppose you could substitute liquor if you're really trying to get sloshed.

One drink = big gulp

Rules
1. Have one drink every time you move down a floor for the first time. This applies to the various branches as well.
2. Have one drink every time you kill a unique or a ghost.
3. Have one drink every time you level up. Two drinks if it is a stat boosting level (every third level)
4. Have one drink if you enter to the Abyss. (banished or by free will)
5. Have one drink if you leave the Abyss.
6. Have one drink if you change religions.
8. Have two drinks when you choose a religion for the first time.
9. Have two drinks when you collect a rune
10. If you fall down a shaft, have one drink for every level descended. (These drinks are separate from rule #1).
11. Finish your drink if you die.

Good to see Scandanavia make an appearance in the thread.