New Comedy Poison Spell Suggestions

[HousePet]

Combust Odours:
Pois/Fire.
Causes bad smells to explode with such force that most people affected by the spell are left barefooted.

[HousePet]

Disco Fever:
Pois/Hex ?.
Causes existing poison to attack the target's brain, making them hallucinate and bust out dance moves at random.

Incidently, if you want to get technical about Crawl's definition of the Poison School, none of the spells in Poison fit. (except Cure Poison in one situation)