The Tavern

I didn't write it, but I think it's great. This wonderful tribute to Crawl was recently posted by 'LocalWizard' at the Tigsource Forum:

I like this game I like it a lot,
And you will like it as well.
You can swim and starve and fly and rot,
And even eat pizza in hell.

You can be a vampire,
And drink tonnes of blood,
You could be a sludge elf
And do things with mud.

If you want to have horns,

You could be a minotaur,

In the next room – a Hydra!

Quick, close the door!

You could be a mummy,
And never eat or tire,
You could master black magic!
You could also catch fire…

You could be a knight,
Brave and true,
Until you meet Sigmund,
On level two.

You can be quiet and stealthy,
A kobold Assassin or thief,
Until you backstab a golem
And it gives you grief.

You can be peaceful,
And never eat meat
Change your mind by the Lair,
And kill lots of sheep.

If you really want,

You can worship a slime,

But choose Cheibriados,

You can then control time!

You can worship Fedhas,
To grow plants and weeds,
Or worship Sif Muna,
For more books than you need.

Worship Trog to kill your enemies,
Until they’re all gone.
If you like to just have fun then die,
All glory to Xom

Could you please link to the original post?

That second-to-last line completely throws off the beat.

Should be nice to have a song for these lyrics to sing among Crawl fellows

I will start writing music to put it to.