Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.


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Post Saturday, 10th March 2012, 04:16

Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

I just had to say that.
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Post Saturday, 10th March 2012, 05:01

Re: Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

Yeah. They must accidentally flood their stashes all the time ;(

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Post Saturday, 10th March 2012, 05:15

Re: Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

Nah, it's not that. It's that they micturate and turn invisible almost the moment you hit them. It's like they don't really know what's up, they don't know what the dungeon is about. They're just curious, they nuzzle up clumsily to you to find out what you are, then you start to beat on them and they're like "What the hell!" and get frightened. They're young, they didn't know.

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Post Sunday, 11th March 2012, 09:36

Re: Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

I'm with you. They're Sky beasts, poor things. They ought to be out, flying free, turning invisible among the clouds, leaving little damp patches in the firmament. Not lurking miserably underground, xp-fodder for the likes of us...
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Post Monday, 12th March 2012, 10:59

Re: Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

What do you think about clubbing little quokkas, then?
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Post Monday, 12th March 2012, 11:24

Re: Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

hayenne wrote:What do you think about clubbing little quokkas, then?


they say it might be stopped.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/234731.stm

yet it continues.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... occer.html
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Post Monday, 12th March 2012, 14:14

Re: Sometimes I feel a little sorry for sky beasts.

Quokkas are practically asking for it. Just look at them! Also, they make for tasty eating, which sky beasts definitely don't.

Anyway, they're more likely to salivate themselves to death, as the new quote on the spreadsheet makes plain.

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