I like this game - I like it a lot


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Post Tuesday, 13th March 2012, 14:19

I like this game - I like it a lot

I didn't write it, but I think it's great. This wonderful tribute to Crawl was recently posted by 'LocalWizard' at the Tigsource Forum:

I like this game I like it a lot,
And you will like it as well.
You can swim and starve and fly and rot,
And even eat pizza in hell.

You can be a vampire,
And drink tonnes of blood,
You could be a sludge elf
And do things with mud.

If you want to have horns,

You could be a minotaur,

In the next room – a Hydra!

Quick, close the door!

You could be a mummy,
And never eat or tire,
You could master black magic!
You could also catch fire…

You could be a knight,
Brave and true,
Until you meet Sigmund,
On level two.

You can be quiet and stealthy,
A kobold Assassin or thief,
Until you backstab a golem
And it gives you grief.

You can be peaceful,
And never eat meat
Change your mind by the Lair,
And kill lots of sheep.

If you really want,

You can worship a slime,

But choose Cheibriados,

You can then control time!

You can worship Fedhas,
To grow plants and weeds,
Or worship Sif Muna,
For more books than you need.

Worship Trog to kill your enemies,
Until they’re all gone.
If you like to just have fun then die,
All glory to Xom

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Post Tuesday, 13th March 2012, 16:08

Re: I like this game - I like it a lot

Could you please link to the original post? ;)
If you find any mistakes or typos in my post, feel free to PM me about it. Thanks in advance!

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Post Tuesday, 13th March 2012, 16:56

Re: I like this game - I like it a lot

That second-to-last line completely throws off the beat.
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Post Tuesday, 13th March 2012, 17:06

Re: I like this game - I like it a lot

MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Could you please link to the original post? ;)

http://www.tigsource.com/2012/03/05/dun ... -457817573

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Post Wednesday, 14th March 2012, 00:42

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Should be nice to have a song for these lyrics to sing among Crawl fellows
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Post Wednesday, 14th March 2012, 11:48

Re: I like this game - I like it a lot

Roderic wrote:Should be nice to have a song for these lyrics to sing among Crawl fellows

I will start writing music to put it to.
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