We're going on an orb hunt

[Confidence Interval]

We're going on an orb hunt,
We're going to catch a big one.
We're not scared.
What a beautiful day!

Oh, oh! A deep dark dungeon!
We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.
Oh no!
We've got to go through it!

[Grimm]

Unbearable.

[chukamok]

What's wrong with you? Are you bipolar?

[Grimm]

Go easy on me: I'm clawing my way out of a bad patch.

[Pteriforever]

BRILLIANT!

We've found the next Shakespeare everyone!

[PerverseSuffering]

Sounds like good lyrics to wubstep.

[Grimm]

Remember that orb spelled backwards is bro.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Why do I feel a sudden urge to drop the Bro of Zot into lava?

[Grimm]

You're hungry for bro soup.

[PerverseSuffering]

So, basically the point of the whole game is to bring friendship (hence "orb" is "bro" backwards) back to the outside world! Woah that's deep.
Also, the Orb is used for the aforementioned bro soup, which, when eaten, makes people friendly. So, basically we witness an amazing piece of fantasybropunk: your character is hired by the Bro Corporation which wants to make a vaccine against hate! Woah, woah, woah.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Хм... Алиса из будущего, "лиловый шар".

I mean, the plot becomes this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093419/plotsummary

[defen]

Let's take this in the obvious direction.

Fit the First
ZOT

“Just the place for an Orb!” the Berserker would swear,
As his horrified followers reared,
Supporting each craven on top of the stair
By an axe-handle tied to his beard.

“Just the place for an Orb! I have uttered it twice,
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for an Orb! I have uttered it thrice,
What I utter a third time is true.”

The crew was complete with a Beoghite priest,
And a cowardly, corpulent Blork,
And a Balrug, its fiery ardor decreased
By the prospect of dangerous work…

[Confidence Interval]

BRILLIANT!

We've found the next Shakespeare everyone!

It was a reworking of another text - a pastiche, if you will - rather than a wholly original piece. But I, as I'm sure the original author would no doubt do, accept your flattery wholeheartedly.