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Xom Swifties
Posted:
Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 21:28
by chukamok
Because we don't have enough puns.
"Oh goody, another Demonspawn," Xom said diabolically.
"Explosions are so cool," Vehumet said hotly.
"I like axes," Trog said sharply.
"Reading broadens the mind," Sif Muna said knowingly.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 21:51
by XuaXua
"Tongue Twister consisting of primarily 'k's, 'c's, 'q's and maybe a 'b'!" cursed Kikubaaqudgha.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 07:03
by MyOtheHedgeFox
And Lugonu had more good reasons to distort the Ecumenical Temple.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 12:33
by Confidence Interval
"Wait, wait, I know this one!" interrupted Ashenzari, cursing.
"Woah, not so fast there!" said Cheibriados languidly.
"I don't think that's appropriate, do you?" Zot remarked priggishly.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 12:56
by Hirasi
"My new follower seems to be in a grave mood," Yredelemnul deadpanned.
"I'm very proud of you, paladin!" The Shining One said glowingly.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 15:02
by chukamok
"Let's see, you've trained short blades and long blades. I know, you'll really like this mace!" Okawaru said unabashedly.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 16:36
by chukamok
"Hey, leave my trees alone!" Fedhas barked.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 16:38
by MyOtheHedgeFox
Pooh was still sitting, saying nothing. "This was the wrong honey," thought he, looking around, "and these are definitely not bees."
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 16:47
by Confidence Interval
Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. (Piglet)
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 17:37
by XuaXua
chukamok wrote:"Hey, leave my trees alone!" Fedhas barked.
BOO GET OFF THE STAGE
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:02
by chukamok
"My, aren't we grumpy today?" Ilsuiw crabbed.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:33
by plantaspoon
chukamok wrote:"My, aren't we grumpy today?" Ilsuiw crabbed.
Then She and the Aquamancer waved goodbye.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:38
by plantaspoon
"Kikubaaqudgha, it's spelled just how it sounds" she said in deadpan.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:41
by chukamok
"I've come up with a new spell. It's a real blast." Iskenderun said mystically.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 21:26
by Confidence Interval
"Let me break that down for you. Fast." said Lee. As usual, she wasn't being constructive.
"Either cover it up or pass on through, buddy," said a voice from behind me. I turned and found Golubria glaring at me.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 21:34
by chukamok
"Psst. Want to see the entrance to the Tomb?" Khufu asked cryptically.
"A labyrinth? How boring." said the minotaur, completely unamazed.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 21:48
by chukamok
Just a quick alert: I got an email today from someone trying to sell me pictures of a ghost atop a zombie. It looks legit, but it's really a p on z scheme.
I'm really sorry for that. Xom made me do it.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 17:48
by rebthor
"It's exactly the same as when I left it," said Mara duplicitously.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 18:59
by TehDruid
"How about a game of cards?"; smiled Nemelex, playfully.
"These habits are bad for one's soul and my church"; grunted Zin, indifferently.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 19:29
by Stormfox
Is this one too obvious?
"Carry the black torch!" Yredelemnul growled darkly.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Friday, 3rd February 2012, 15:07
by chukamok
"My halo is really neat." Mennas said brightly.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Monday, 6th February 2012, 18:37
by chukamok
"You don't need magic to win." Trog said mundanely.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Tuesday, 7th February 2012, 21:56
by rebthor
"Let it all end in hellfire!" Vehumet said vehemently.
Re: Xom Swifties
Posted:
Sunday, 4th March 2012, 19:42
by Serfuzz
chukamok wrote:"A labyrinth? How boring." said the minotaur, completely unamazed.
This one's gotta make it into the game.