Xom Swifties


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Post Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 21:28

Xom Swifties

Because we don't have enough puns.

"Oh goody, another Demonspawn," Xom said diabolically. :twisted:

"Explosions are so cool," Vehumet said hotly. :evil:

"I like axes," Trog said sharply. :x

"Reading broadens the mind," Sif Muna said knowingly. :geek:
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Post Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 21:51

Re: Xom Swifties

"Tongue Twister consisting of primarily 'k's, 'c's, 'q's and maybe a 'b'!" cursed Kikubaaqudgha.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 07:03

Re: Xom Swifties

And Lugonu had more good reasons to distort the Ecumenical Temple.
If you find any mistakes or typos in my post, feel free to PM me about it. Thanks in advance!

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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 12:33

Re: Xom Swifties

"Wait, wait, I know this one!" interrupted Ashenzari, cursing.
"Woah, not so fast there!" said Cheibriados languidly.
"I don't think that's appropriate, do you?" Zot remarked priggishly.

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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 12:56

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"My new follower seems to be in a grave mood," Yredelemnul deadpanned.

"I'm very proud of you, paladin!" The Shining One said glowingly.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 15:02

Re: Xom Swifties

"Let's see, you've trained short blades and long blades. I know, you'll really like this mace!" Okawaru said unabashedly.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 16:36

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"Hey, leave my trees alone!" Fedhas barked.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 16:38

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Pooh was still sitting, saying nothing. "This was the wrong honey," thought he, looking around, "and these are definitely not bees."
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 16:47

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Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. (Piglet)
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 17:37

Re: Xom Swifties

chukamok wrote:"Hey, leave my trees alone!" Fedhas barked.


BOO GET OFF THE STAGE
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:02

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"My, aren't we grumpy today?" Ilsuiw crabbed.

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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:33

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chukamok wrote:"My, aren't we grumpy today?" Ilsuiw crabbed.


Then She and the Aquamancer waved goodbye.

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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:38

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"Kikubaaqudgha, it's spelled just how it sounds" she said in deadpan.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 18:41

Re: Xom Swifties

"I've come up with a new spell. It's a real blast." Iskenderun said mystically.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 21:26

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"Let me break that down for you. Fast." said Lee. As usual, she wasn't being constructive.

"Either cover it up or pass on through, buddy," said a voice from behind me. I turned and found Golubria glaring at me.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 21:34

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"Psst. Want to see the entrance to the Tomb?" Khufu asked cryptically.

"A labyrinth? How boring." said the minotaur, completely unamazed.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 21:48

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Just a quick alert: I got an email today from someone trying to sell me pictures of a ghost atop a zombie. It looks legit, but it's really a p on z scheme.


I'm really sorry for that. Xom made me do it.

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Post Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 17:48

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"It's exactly the same as when I left it," said Mara duplicitously.
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Post Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 18:59

Re: Xom Swifties

"How about a game of cards?"; smiled Nemelex, playfully.
"These habits are bad for one's soul and my church"; grunted Zin, indifferently.
MuCK;
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Post Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 19:29

Re: Xom Swifties

Is this one too obvious?

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Post Friday, 3rd February 2012, 15:07

Re: Xom Swifties

"My halo is really neat." Mennas said brightly.
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Post Monday, 6th February 2012, 18:37

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"You don't need magic to win." Trog said mundanely.

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Post Tuesday, 7th February 2012, 21:56

Re: Xom Swifties

"Let it all end in hellfire!" Vehumet said vehemently. ;)

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Post Sunday, 4th March 2012, 19:42

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chukamok wrote:"A labyrinth? How boring." said the minotaur, completely unamazed.

This one's gotta make it into the game.

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