Crawl Fruit at the Store


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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 05:53

Crawl Fruit at the Store

Found some lychee and rambutan at my local super market... I didn't get them because they looked scary :( Anyone have them before? What do they taste like? I might have to get one of each and some beef jerky and go traipsing through the basement at work with my hatchet.
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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 06:12

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My friend, you just achieved a whole new level of geek. I like that.
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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 06:28

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Rambutan is not a scary fruit at all (apart from it's outer appearance); it's sweet and delicious, really. :P

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Lychee are sweet, soft, and a little citrus-y they're often served as a dessert.
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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 07:42

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They look and taste almost the same when you open them. Hard to describe... texture kind of like a cherry, taste like a kiwi? They're very delicious and sweet.

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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 12:28

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Lychees and rambutan are very similar. Don't be put off by the exterior, the flesh inside is sweet and tasty. You can find them already peeled in cans too so maybe that would make it easier to start with.

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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 17:08

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As a Crawl player, how could you have found those fruits scary? Next you'll be telling us you ran away from a real quokka.
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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 19:21

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I threw a javelin at a real life bee but missed. Guess my throwing skill sucks.

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Post Sunday, 4th August 2013, 21:22

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Grimm wrote:I once head butted an orc. At least I think he was an orc.


How much do they charge for mirror replacement these days?
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Post Wednesday, 7th August 2013, 09:52

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Grimm wrote:As a Crawl player, how could you have found those fruits scary? Next you'll be telling us you ran away from a real quokka.


Quokkas HURT, so I don't blame anyone for running away. (OK I was like two and a half, but it still hurt.)
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Post Wednesday, 7th August 2013, 19:05

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I don't have the link handy from my Kindle, but a few years back some Tasmanian youths got in trouble for playing "quokka soccer." Presumably the lovable little scamps preemptively were getting revenge on human children?

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Post Wednesday, 7th August 2013, 19:29

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We've been over it. Always happy for fresh information though.
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Post Wednesday, 7th August 2013, 19:40

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prozacelf wrote:I don't have the link handy from my Kindle, but a few years back some Tasmanian youths got in trouble for playing "quokka soccer." Presumably the lovable little scamps preemptively were getting revenge on human children?

Which Kindle is it? =)
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Post Wednesday, 7th August 2013, 20:03

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Glad to see the topic was already beaten to death.

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prozacelf wrote:I don't have the link handy from my Kindle, but a few years back some Tasmanian youths got in trouble for playing "quokka soccer." Presumably the lovable little scamps preemptively were getting revenge on human children?


Wrong end of the continent.
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Post Thursday, 8th August 2013, 07:58

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DracheReborn wrote:You can find them already peeled in cans too so maybe that would make it easier to start with.


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Post Thursday, 8th August 2013, 18:38

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prozacelf wrote:I don't have the link handy from my Kindle, but a few years back some Tasmanian youths got in trouble for playing "quokka soccer." Presumably the lovable little scamps preemptively were getting revenge on human children?


Wrong end of the continent.


Sure enough. I guess having not read the article in sometime I assumed Tasmania was the only island off the coast of Australia. Despite having personally been to one not named Tasmania :p
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Post Thursday, 8th August 2013, 18:47

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They were sold out by the time I got a chance to go back to that store :(
KoboldLord wrote:I'm also morbidly curious now as to how Shatter is abusable for 'stealth tricks'. It's about as stealthy as the Kool-Aid Man smashing through the walls and running through the room

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Post Friday, 9th August 2013, 05:38

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prozacelf wrote:Sure enough. I guess having not read the article in sometime I assumed Tasmania was the only island off the coast of Australia. Despite having personally been to one not named Tasmania :p


Don't worry, I only know that because I live about 6 Km from that island (Rottnest in case anyone's wondering).

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Post Saturday, 10th August 2013, 19:09

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You should go there and take some pics of quokkas standing next to signs saying things like "You see a quokka." or "The quokka hits you."

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Post Sunday, 11th August 2013, 08:40

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Grimm wrote:You should go there and take some pics of quokkas standing next to signs saying things like "You see a quokka." or "The quokka hits you."


You forgot "* * * LOW HIT POINT WARNING * * *"

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Post Sunday, 11th August 2013, 15:31

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I did forget that.
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Post Wednesday, 21st August 2013, 08:57

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Grandiloquent Gentleman wrote:I live about 6 Km from that island (Rottnest in case anyone's wondering).

Rottnest looks quite pleasant, aside from all the tourists. Is it?

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Post Thursday, 22nd August 2013, 04:36

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Yes it is. it's got less nasty poisonous creatures as well.
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Post Thursday, 22nd August 2013, 07:44

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According to wikipedia, not many people live there. Are you alone?

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Post Thursday, 22nd August 2013, 08:01

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I live in a city of ~1.6m. So, no I am not alone. And I don't live on the island.
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Post Thursday, 22nd August 2013, 08:11

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Ah, to be alone. But I see I misread your original comment about the island - my mistake. Is Perth a good place to live? Although no island, it looks like it's a long way from any other large city.

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Post Thursday, 22nd August 2013, 08:18

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Public transport is crap, because not enough people use it because it's crap ... . A lot of sheep go out through the port and they smell, it gets really hot in summer, we don't get enough rain, but other than that it's very nice. and yes Perth is pretty much the capital of nowhere.
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Post Thursday, 22nd August 2013, 09:10

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Are internal flights in Australia very expensive?
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Post Monday, 26th August 2013, 13:03

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moocowmoocow wrote:They look and taste almost the same when you open them.

Rambutans? They look like friggin' dragon scrotums, with a dragon testicle inside:

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But yeah, they're yummy. Then again, so are dragon testicles.
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Post Monday, 26th August 2013, 14:38

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D-Did you have to? That is NEVER leaving my mind now. Sigh.

I still want to try one. The rambutan, I mean. Yeah.

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Post Sunday, 1st September 2013, 06:42

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