12 days of Christmas

[Roderic]

Let's do the song (for Xom's amusing)


On my first day of crawling Xom gave to me
a +3 dexterity ring....

next!

[ekolis]

On the second day of Christmas, the Xomster gave to me:

a) 2 bad mutations
and b) a +3 dexterity ring

[TwilightPhoenix]

On the third day of crawling, Xom gave to me...

three rune mimics
two bad mutations
and a plus three dexterity ring.

[Stormfox]

(Good thing it's Xom, not Okawaru, or it would be "12 +0 darts, 11 +0 darts, 10 +0 darts...")

On the fourth day of crawling, Xom gave to me

Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
And a +3 dexterity ring.

[Jeremiah]

On the fifth day of Crawling, Xom gave to me

Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[Pteriforever]

On the sixth day of Crawling, Xom gave to me

Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[Jabberwocky]

On the seventh day of crawling Xom gave to me

7 hostile pit fiends
Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[dante3214]

On the eighth day of crawling, Xom gave to me

8 brands of chaos
7 hostile pit fiends
Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[TehDruid]

On the eighth day of crawling, Xom gave to me

9 cursed -9 -9 maceσ
8 brands of chaos
7 hostile pit fiends
Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[Grimm]

Do you not know how the song works?

[varsovie]

On the tenth day of crawling, Xom gave to me

10 purple smoke clouds
9 cursed -9 -9 mace
8 brands of chaos
7 hostile pit fiends
Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[rebthor]

On the eleventh day of crawling, Xom gave to me

11-stop teleport trip
10 purple smoke clouds
9 cursed -9 -9 mace
8 brands of chaos
7 hostile pit fiends
Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[some12fat2move]

What on earth is a "stop teleport trip?" And why isn't it plural if there's eleven of them?

[Jabberwocky]

It's a Xom effect where they transport you around the map, stopping at random places. An eleven-stop trip means Xom showed him eleven areas before finally putting them down somewhere different from where they started.

[some12fat2move]

Ahhh, now I see.

[moocowmoocow]

Haha I love this forum.

[some12fat2move]

On the twelfth day of crawling, Xom gave to me

Twelve branded blowguns
Eleven-stop teleport trip
Ten purple smoke clouds
Nine cursed -9 -9 maces
Eight brands of chaos
Seven hostile pit fiends
Six hammers of distortion
Five stupid deaths
Four books of Callings
Three rune mimics
Two bad mutations
and a +3 dexterity ring

[Grimm]

The scansion's gone all to hell.

[moocowmoocow]

The scansion's gone all to hell.

I think Xom would approve.