[Forum Game] Let's Make A Story

[Jabberwocky]

... which he then splits like a pillowcase...

[Mychaelh]

...as he realises that 'Nietsche' is not 'Nietzsche' ....

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

_Hedgefox borrows your English Colloquial Dictionary of thinking!

[PerverseSuffering]

...which is a dangerous grimoire! If you fail to use a phrase from this book properly, it will lash out at you...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

...and make you learn another one and re-learn the previous!
Many a foreign speaker fell to its charms.

[greepish]

Nobody having posted two days...

XOM IS BORED!

MyO's surroundings suddenly change! MyO sees lots and lots and lots of spikes...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

MyO remarks that the painting is extremely true-to-life.
MyO walks to the second painting, depicting a...

[Confidence Interval]

...corner with Crazy Yiuf in it. The HedgeFox approaches the painting and...

[Grimm]

...enters it. Soon...

[Confidence Interval]

...he finds he can no longer tell reality and its simulacrum apart and so he...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

...ctic that reality is that he suddenly sees a giraffe made of...

[Confidence Interval]

...giraffes. Which leads him to suppose that...

[Grimm]

...cher is behind the sudden irruption of dream logic. He pulls out his pocket baudrillardoscope and turns it up to eleven. Training it on a passing platypus dressed in a gas mask and plus fours, he perceives...

[Confidence Interval]

...that it is actually a life-size copy of a passing platypus dressed in a gas mask and plus fours. Revelation: Mara and Jean Baudrillard are one and the same! He begins to wonder if all uniques are actually philosophers in disguise. He thinks back to the time when...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

...there was a certain confidence interval for him to...

[Grimm]

...make jokes in.

[Confidence Interval]

But it has gone! All confidence is lost! If only this story had never begun...

[Grimm]

all uniques are actually philosophers in disguise

Mara = Baudrillard
Sigmund = Nietzsche
Crazy Yiuf = Heraclitus
Sonja = Camille Paglia
Aizul = Derrida
Mennas = Wittgenstein

[Confidence Interval]

all uniques are actually philosophers in disguise

Sigmund = Nietzsche

Eustachio = Nietzsche. Regard the facial hair: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Portr ... tzsche.jpg

[Grimm]

Donald = Sartre

[Grimm]

Eustachio = Nietzsche. Regard the facial hair: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Portr ... tzsche.jpg

I was going by combat style and/or dialogue. By that criterion Eustachio would be William of Ockham.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

(in green ink) STOP WRITING YOUR WEIRD THOUGHTS HERE, WE'RE WRITING A STORY IN THIS NOTEBOOK!!!
(ink blot)

[Grimm]

Dowan and Duvessa = Deleuze and Guattari

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

-- wrote Grimm and handed the paper to the teacher.

[Confidence Interval]

"Gotta love those rhizomes!" quipped the teacher, grading the paper A+ without a further glance.

[Confidence Interval]

Eustachio = Nietzsche. Regard the facial hair: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Portr ... tzsche.jpg

I was going by combat style and/or dialogue. By that criterion Eustachio would be William of Ockham.

I don't recall William of Ockham being known for his summoning of divers creatures.

[Grimm]

I was going by combat style and/or dialogue. By that criterion Eustachio would be William of Ockham.

I don't recall William of Ockham being known for his summoning of divers creatures.

He said "entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity", and in combat with the marauding adventurer, the multiplication of entities is clearly necessary for the bewhiskered little chap we know as Eustachio.

[Grimm]

Kirke = Andrea Dworkin

[Confidence Interval]

Erolcha = Judith Butler.

[Confidence Interval]

Grum = Diogenes

[Grimm]

Pikel = George Fitzhugh

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Grimm == Marten Reed

[Grimm]

MyOtheHedgeFox = Лев Троцкий

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

ACT I

Enter Лев Троцкий.
Enter Marten Reed.

[greepish]

Round 1. FIGHT!...

[PerverseSuffering]

...Enter Faye
...Exit Trotsky
Marten: Thou scareth a fine gentleman away, scorned woman!...

[Confidence Interval]

...Enter Frida Kahlo.
Frida: Where are Leon and Diego? And who the hell are you two?

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Faye draweth a flame-spitter out of her bag of holding.
Faye: Take that, you scoundrels!

[Confidence Interval]

...Enter Leon, wielding a dagger, or possibly an ice-pick. He moves as if to defend Frida from Faye.
Leon: A-ha!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Enter Balrog.
Balrog: Huzzah!
Balrog jumps up and lands on Leon. Leon is completely suppressed and is harmless now.

[Confidence Interval]

Leon: Fly, you fools!
The others exchange bemused looks.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Enter kobold humorologist.

[Confidence Interval]

Frida: Grimm? Is that you?
Faye [aside]: Didn't he used to be a dwarf?

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Лев Троцкий: Получайте, капиталисты!

The lights go off with a bang.

[Confidence Interval]

In the dark, a burning dollar sign on the forehead of the Balrog can clearly be seen.
Balrog: Et tu, Brute?

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Brute mangles Balrog!
Balrog is seriously wounded.

[Confidence Interval]

The Balrog clicks its heels together three times.
Balrog: There's no place like home, Auntie Em!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

A house drops on Balrug.
Balrug leaves the scene in shame.

[Confidence Interval]

Balrog has become Balrug, apparently. That's what you get when a house lands on you.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Brute is incinerated!