You know it's not your day when ...


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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 05:47

You know it's not your day when ...

Just had a minotaur spawn with a quarterstaff of distortion ... Only got teleported twice, but it still REALLY sucked.
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 05:49

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

You know it's not your day when you meet Grinder, Menkaure, Blork, Sigmund, and Crazy Yiuf all on D:4.
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 10:11

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

When you trid to spectate four players in a row, and nobody replied to your "Hi!".
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 12:21

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Heh, not ther fault really, though. Kinda silly to have Hit (_) in dark blue on a black background in 10 font in a place you never look.
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 16:39

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

minmay wrote:http://crawl.akrasiac.org/rawdata/minmay/morgue-minmay-20110806-202858.txt

Ouch.
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 17:21

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

If I was a named goblin with that wand on me, I'd also scum for players on D2.
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 17:36

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

_g - a runed broad axe {god gift}
Your +1,+4 battleaxe of electrocution stops crackling.
Space warps around you for a moment!
_g - an uncursed broad axe of distortion (weapon) {god gift}

seriously Okawaru, don't you want me to serve you well or something

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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2011, 19:36

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

cerebovssquire wrote:_g - a runed broad axe {god gift}
Your +1,+4 battleaxe of electrocution stops crackling.
Space warps around you for a moment!
_g - an uncursed broad axe of distortion (weapon) {god gift}

seriously Okawaru, don't you want me to serve you well or something

I have long opined that Okawaru should never gift distortion weapons, but I have failed to make my case in the courts of the mighty. I still think it is wrong. It's the one thing about the game that I feel very strongly should be changed.

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Post Saturday, 10th December 2011, 08:36

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Having Okawaru send his worshippers to Lugonu doesn't make much sense, especially considering how they hate each other.
Being forced to either waste an Identify scroll on every weapon gift (which are quite common) or risk Abyssing is not fun.
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Post Sunday, 11th December 2011, 05:16

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Run down a hallway, there's an ogre in the way. Ouch. Run back the other way, and while you were away a centaur has materialised blocking the path.
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Post Sunday, 11th December 2011, 05:54

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

I hate it when I get a ghost on D:5 or so that knows Summon Scorpions.
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Post Sunday, 11th December 2011, 16:04

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

I hate it when you get a ghost on D:5 or so that knows Sticky Flame or Throw Icicle.

When I'm feeling cruel I go online and make SpIE and CeFE that just happen to survive until said spells are at Fair and then die with buffs up. >:D
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Post Sunday, 11th December 2011, 16:54

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

...you become so bad at something that your only point of existence is to hinder the progress of somebody else.
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Post Sunday, 11th December 2011, 19:09

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

For maximum sadism, forget Flame Tongue by destroying the book and try getting Yiuf's staff.
Ooooh, I so should have splatted that DEFE of mine who firestormed Orc:4... :)

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Post Monday, 12th December 2011, 02:30

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Sojiro wrote:Having Okawaru send his worshippers to Lugonu doesn't make much sense, especially considering how they hate each other.
Being forced to either waste an Identify scroll on every weapon gift (which are quite common) or risk Abyssing is not fun.


perhaps those weapons are a covert god message to make war on Lugonu's realm. :/
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Post Tuesday, 13th December 2011, 02:19

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

When Crazy Yiuf banishes you to the abyss.
What made you happy today?
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Post Tuesday, 13th December 2011, 13:42

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

I'm almost back to the V:8 stairs - and still a few tiles ahead of that pursuing titan.

"A sphinx comes down the stairs..." :o

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Post Wednesday, 14th December 2011, 01:10

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

When you spam throwing darts of frost to kill an imp and you run out and accidentally throw the dagger of distortion you just picked up off of psyche and the imp readies it.
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Post Wednesday, 14th December 2011, 02:21

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

When the temple is the spiraling glass, with a horde of orcs (knight and priest) and the only way except passwall/teleportation go through D8, guarded by a troll and a horde of sheep. No altar found yet...

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Post Wednesday, 14th December 2011, 11:22

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Annihilated by a hill giant
... wielding a +0,+0 giant club
(79 damage)

ouch!
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Post Wednesday, 14th December 2011, 17:08

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Konebred wrote:When you spam throwing darts of frost to kill an imp and you run out and accidentally throw the dagger of distortion you just picked up off of psyche and the imp readies it.


Hm, throwing distortion probably should trigger a prompt. It's essentially never what you want.
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Post Wednesday, 14th December 2011, 17:09

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

njvack wrote:
Konebred wrote:When you spam throwing darts of frost to kill an imp and you run out and accidentally throw the dagger of distortion you just picked up off of psyche and the imp readies it.


Hm, throwing distortion probably should trigger a prompt. It's essentially never what you want.


You know, you could drop a "better" weapon; the imp might pick that up and throw the dagger back to you.
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 04:22

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

When even the sheep learn special abilities:

The sheep bites you!
The sheep bites you! The sheep's bite was poisonous!

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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 04:28

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

When after playing and splatting 7 Mummy wizards in a row I get fed up with the whole magic thing and play a Troll berserker and promptly starve to death 5 times in a row.
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 14:09

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

greepish wrote:When even the sheep learn special abilities:

The sheep bites you!
The sheep bites you! The sheep's bite was poisonous!

Sounds like a variation of the old joke about Australia:

"What in the Dungeon of Zot isn't trying to kill you?"
"Your starting food item and some of the sheep."
You fall off the wall. You have a feeling of ineptitude.

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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 13:31

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

You find two artifact armours before D:4 - as an octopode.

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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 20:39

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Heh, you should see my post under best artifacts. What are the odds of getting two enchanted crystal plates in 50 turns? 1 in 10^40 or something?

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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 13:39

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Mennas spawns in Crypt:2, and your best summoning spell is Shadow Creatures.

I'll be back later. Much later.
You fall off the wall. You have a feeling of ineptitude.

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Post Saturday, 24th December 2011, 04:48

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

You know it's not your day when ...


DANG CRAWL YOU NASTY.PNG
...WELL I HATE YOU TOO, CRAWL!
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Though that's still not quite as annoying as the Hobgoblins and Kobolds on floor 1 suddenly gaining mad Kung-Fu skills and murdering my character with little effort while I whiff away at them with my meager three in unarmed combat.

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Post Saturday, 24th December 2011, 08:35

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Well, the d1 situation isn't too bad, just get used to pillar dancing at 60% health. And hope they don't have runed darts :)

But man, sigmund and a centaur, that's harsh :(

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Post Tuesday, 3rd January 2012, 19:58

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Story time!

I went back to 0.9 to play a MD just for the heck of it. On D:3, I ran into some unexpected trouble with a snake and ended up killing it with 11 hp, poisoned and near Terence. I ran upstairs to heal, and tried to rest it off; that didn't work too well. At about 4 hp left I started to quaff-id my stuff. My stack of 2 was RestAb, the next one I drank was poison, and ... the final thing I drank with 1 HP:

You feel more experienced!
Your Fighting skill gained 4 levels and is now at level 7!
Your Axes skill gained 5 levels and is now at level 11!
Your Armour skill gained 6 levels and is now at level 7!
It was a potion of experience.
You have reached level 6!
Your experience leads to an increase in your attributes!
Increase (S)trength, (I)ntelligence, or (D)exterity?
You feel stronger.
You die...

yep. :lol:

Oh, also: I had one potion left. It was healing. :|

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Post Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 08:33

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Insane stuff here :D. Great stories. Here is one more: You know it's not your day when you have en epic clash with Wiglaf in the Shoals and suddenly he hits your char with something like 50-60 damage in one turn. You manage to blink to "safety" with little health and spot...Mennas :D. Luckily, he did not notice my stealthy kobold so doing fine with 9 runes currently.
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Post Saturday, 14th January 2012, 23:51

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

XL1. Get teleported here:

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Post Sunday, 15th January 2012, 05:05

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Stab it and take the ring!
The best strategy most frequently overlooked by new players for surviving: not starting a fight to begin with.
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Post Sunday, 15th January 2012, 05:11

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Nah, I just sneaked by and escaped due to its slowness. Didn't bother with the ring because I'd rather not be oneshotted.

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Post Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 01:10

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Note, this was before i had ever won a game, i have won one since.
Just for kicks i rolled a Demonspawn wanderer n went with xom, figured it would be the most random thing possible, i started with a +4+3 crossbow and found a golden dragon skin very early on, got excellent mutations including auto freeze attackers, and made it past all of Xom's hilarity alive, i died on the third floor of the relm of zot because i fell down a pit in the first floor and landed between two draconian annihilators and a storm dragon, electricity was the only resistance i did not have >_<

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Post Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 02:58

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Pteriforever wrote:XL1. Get teleported here:

What is the sleeping enemy? (tiles is like a whole other game!)

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Post Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 05:01

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

jejorda2 wrote:
Pteriforever wrote:XL1. Get teleported here:

What is the sleeping enemy? (tiles is like a whole other game!)

It's a boring beetle.

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Post Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 05:29

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Nah. Snoring beetle . Geddit? :/
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Post Friday, 20th January 2012, 14:53

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

tarren wrote:Note, this was before i had ever won a game, i have won one since.
Just for kicks i rolled a Demonspawn wanderer n went with xom, figured it would be the most random thing possible, i started with a +4+3 crossbow and found a golden dragon skin very early on, got excellent mutations including auto freeze attackers, and made it past all of Xom's hilarity alive, i died on the third floor of the relm of zot because i fell down a pit in the first floor and landed between two draconian annihilators and a storm dragon, electricity was the only resistance i did not have >_<

Thus the +4+3 Crossbow easily be acquired when rolling the Demonspawn?!
Just thinking of hooking up with that item indeed.
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Post Friday, 10th February 2012, 22:29

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

D:8 Gastronok.

Dat airstrike.
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Post Wednesday, 22nd February 2012, 00:09

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Distortion on dungeon 1, no problem, abyss, no problem, an Altar of Lugonu, why not... sh*t Demigod can't worship! :@

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 Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.11-a0-187-g4d402a8 character file.

147 Varsovie the Chopper (level 2, -2/25 HPs)
             Began as a Demigod Gladiator on Feb 21, 2012.
             Killed from afar by an electric eel (11 damage)
             ... with a bolt of electricity
             
             ... in The Abyss.
             The game lasted 00:02:34 (523 turns).

Varsovie the Chopper (Demigod Gladiator)             Turns: 523, Time: 00:02:34

HP  -2/25        AC  7     Str 19      XL: 2   Next: 37%
MP   3/3         EV  8     Int 12      God:
Gold 129         SH  8     Dex 16      Spells:  0 memorised,  1 level left

Res.Fire  : . . .   See Invis. : .    a - +0 hand axe {=f}
Res.Cold  : . . .   Warding    : . .  k - +1 ring mail
Life Prot.: . . .   Conserve   : .    c - +0 buckler
Res.Acid. : . . .   Res.Corr.  : .    d - +0 helmet
Res.Poison: .       Clarity    : .    (no cloak)
Res.Elec. : .       Spirit.Shd : .    (no gloves)
Sust.Abil.: . .     Stasis     : .    (no boots)
Res.Mut.  : .       Ctrl.Telep.: x    (no amulet)
Res.Rott. : .       Levitation : .    (no ring)
Saprovore : . . .   Ctrl.Flight: .    (no ring)

@: not resistant to hostile enchantments, very unstealthy
A: no striking features
a: no special abilities


You were in the Abyss.
You were not hungry.

You visited 1 branch of the dungeon, and saw 1 of its levels.
You visited the Abyss 1 time.

You collected 109 gold pieces.

Inventory:

Hand weapons
 a - a +0,+0 hand axe (weapon) {=f}
 o - a +2,+0 dwarven mace of distortion
 p - a +1,+2 falchion of slicing
Missiles
 e - 4 +0 throwing nets (quivered)
 l - 16 +0 stones
Armour
 c - a +0 buckler (worn)
 d - a +0 helmet (worn)
 k - a +1 ring mail (worn)
Comestibles
 f - a bread ration
Scrolls
 g - a scroll of teleportation {unknown}
 h - a scroll of identify {unknown}
 j - a scroll of curse weapon {unknown}
 m - a scroll of enchant weapon I {unknown}
 n - 2 scrolls of remove curse {unknown}
Potions
 b - a potion of brilliance {unknown}
 i - a potion of might {unknown}


   Skills:
 - Level 2,0 Fighting
 * Level 3,1 Axes
 - Level 1,7 Throwing
 + Level 1,2 Armour
 + Level 1,7 Dodging
 + Level 0,8 Shields
 - Level 1,7 Unarmed Combat


You had one spell level left.
You didn't know any spells.

Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations

Branches:
Dungeon (1/27)

Message History

Found 28 gold pieces.
n - 2 scrolls labeled KICIAWI HIEL
Why would you want to do that?
Found 24 gold pieces.
Found a scroll labeled JIENUE NERUTU. Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu.
You enter the shallow water.
Moving in this stuff is going to be slow.
There is some shallow water here.
There is some shallow water here.
You now have 105 gold pieces.
Found 24 gold pieces and a scroll labeled JIENUE NERUTU.
Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. You now have 129 gold pieces.
An electric eel comes into view.
The electric eel shoots out a bolt of electricity!
The bolt of electricity hits you!
There is a corrupted altar of Lugonu here.
Sorry, a being of your status cannot worship here.
The electric eel shoots out a bolt of electricity!
The bolt of electricity hits you!
You die...

         ..≈≈#
        .≈≈≈≈≈#
        #≈≈≈;≈#
   #    #≈≈≈≈≈#
  ..#   #.§≈≈≈#
 ##≈≈####....#
 # ≈≈≈.......##
 #≈.≈≈........####...
≈≈≈≈≈≈...._.@........
≈≈≈≈≈#.....####.....#
≈≈...##.≈≈.#     ...
 .?....≈≈≈≈#       .
 .. ##.≈≈≈≈≈≈
     #.≈≈≈.≈≈§
     #.####≈≈≈#
     ##    ##.


You could see an electric eel.

Vanquished Creatures
  An ooze (D:1)
  A giant cockroach (D:1)
  A hobgoblin (D:1)
  A bat (D:1)
  3 goblins (D:1)
  14 rats (D:1)
21 creatures vanquished.

Notes
Turn   | Place    | Note
--------------------------------------------------------------
     0 | D:1      | Varsovie, the Demigod Gladiator, began the quest for the Orb.
     0 | D:1      | Reached XP level 1. HP: 18/18 MP: 2/2
    90 | D:1      | Reached skill level 3 in Axes
    99 | D:1      | Reached XP level 2. HP: 15/25 MP: 3/3
   345 | D:1      | Reached skill level 1 in Armour
   466 | D:1      | You are cast into the Abyss!
   466 | D:1      | Cast into the Abyss (distortion unwield)
   466 | Abyss    | Entered The Abyss
   509 | Abyss    | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu.
   518 | Abyss    | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu.
   523 | Abyss    | Killed from afar by an electric eel

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Post Wednesday, 22nd February 2012, 20:54

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

MuCK;
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612 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Slain by a gnoll

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Post Thursday, 23rd February 2012, 01:07

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

Jeremiah wrote:Annihilated by a hill giant
... wielding a +0,+0 giant club
(79 damage)

ouch!


I've been annihilated by a titanic slime creature on a Gray DrAr in the Vaults for 163 damage.
TrCK:
Xom grants you an implement of some kind.
_Something appears at your feet!
4790 gold pieces {god gift}.

DsAr:
You blink. You feel slightly more hungry. Prince Ribbit hits you. You die...
"Hey, that's my toy!"
Xom revives you!
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Post Saturday, 25th February 2012, 06:11

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

You climb downwards.

[[Now I'm on D:5]]

Menkaure comes into view.

[[Okay...]]

A centaur comes into view.

[[Alright, that's more threatening, but I think I'll be fine]]

A steam dragon zombie comes into view.
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Post Friday, 2nd March 2012, 11:46

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

You have annoyed a Webtiles player.
If you find any mistakes or typos in my post, feel free to PM me about it. Thanks in advance!

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Through every living being...
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Post Friday, 2nd March 2012, 12:25

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

... when you can't play Crawl ... doubly so during the tourney.
... and forgive us our YASDs,
As we forgive our developers,
And lead us not into the Abyss,
But deliver us from Sigmund,
For Thine is the Roguelike,
the Orb and the Victory,
now and forever.
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Post Sunday, 11th March 2012, 06:19

Re: You know it's not your day when ...

The giant spore explodes!
Ouch! That really hurt!
You are confused.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
An orc priest comes into view.
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