Shoals Surfer
Posts: 324
Joined: Friday, 25th November 2011, 14:40
Location: Russia
Real life Crawl gods following
Say, a life of a pious Crawler in reality:
Ashenzari follower: Constantly gets to work late since he can't get up from bed - his blanket is cursed and his piety wanes overnight. This is no problem, however - his knowledge is enough to not only make up a viable excuse. Oh, and voyeurists get more bonuses from worship. For obvious reasons.
Washing in cursed clothes could be a problem, though.
Cheibriados follower: Most probably has no job, which is only natural - who would hire a man who is late for work for weeks? Makes Zen monks look like F-1 racers, though. It's not Cheibriados followers need much money since they don't eat that often.
Xom follower: Wait, why isn't he locked up in an asylum?
Oh I suck at this. Feel free to make up something funny