Loot Porn!

[starless]

Post your images of untouched loot in troves, vaults or portals:

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[Grimm]

Crawl porn.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

You unwhippersnapper dwarf! How come you get thanks for stupid posts and Pratmawirya and me don't?!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Tha-a-a-ank you for secretly reducing the amount of sense in the previous message. -.-

[XuaXua]

Post your images of untouched loot in troves, vaults or portals:

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All of that was either cursed, negative-branded, or +MUT.

[Grimm]

Or airbrushed.

[Un67]

...I think I just had a crawl-gasm.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

A miscast resulting in Conjure Ball Lightning on maximum power, you mean?

[TwilightPhoenix]

But, IT'S A TRAP!

[Jabberwocky]

Crawl porn.

Isn't that videos of all possible races and classes beating Sigmund into the ground?

[Grimm]

Hey man, spare us the details of your fevered fantasies.

[Confidence Interval]

Isn't that videos of all possible races and classes beating Sigmund into the ground?

Hey man, spare us the details of your fevered fantasies.

Quite right, Grimm.

(But if you could send me the url privately, Jabberwocky, that would be cool.)

[AtT]

Oh my god I just realized that old people watch the same porn as us. You know those girls are MY AGE?



I feel like this realization won't affect you the same way it did my dad..

[Grimm]

That's just a little too much sharing there kid.

[Confidence Interval]

I feel like this realization won't affect you the same way it did my dad..

I don't get it. How did your realization affect your dad?

[Grimm]

I really don't want to hear about how AtT and his father share pornography with each other.

[betamin]

I came here expecting a bunch of links, must be my rudimentary english.

[Serne]

Might be because it's CRAZY Yuif's Corner... aka The Place of Unnecessary Sharing, and most likely spot on the forum to be called an asylum for insane thoughts.

[ClawlessVictory]

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

THE FORUM DOES NOT FEEL HOW YOU STROKE HIM.

[Confidence Interval]

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

[Grimm]

Are you now claiming whippersnapper status?

[Confidence Interval]

Physical and mental age are two different things.

[Serne]

Are you claiming that there are Whippersnappers with the brains of Septuagenarians?

............ google it.

[Confidence Interval]

Are you claiming that there are Whippersnappers with the brains of Septuagenarians?

............ google it.

Werner Syndrome is the other way round. But no laughing matter, unfortunately.

[Grimm]

It's a tax dodge isn't it.

[Confidence Interval]

It's a tax dodge isn't it.

Since it comes with a life expectancy at birth of about 50 you've got to really want to save that money.

[Grimm]

I guess that's it for jokes on the subject.

[Burningled]

On topic: I don't know if the vault is supposed to be like this or if it glitched and I got lucky but:

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[Jabberwocky]

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

In this you say you're twelve and in another post you say you have a 5 month old baby?!?

[Confidence Interval]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this

Thank you minmay. I'm pleased to see someone is internet-literate.

In fact my son isn't going to be five months old for another five days so that wasn't strictly true.

[Grimm]

What's his favourite build?

[Jabberwocky]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this

Okay I see. I didn't know about that meme.

[Confidence Interval]

What's his favourite build?

SpEn but give the kid a break - he really is a noob.

[Grimm]

Five dollars says he ascends before I do.

I got word literally yesterday that my own nephew just started crawling. Next step: Crawling.

[Confidence Interval]

I got word literally yesterday that my own nephew just started crawling. Next step: Crawling.

I think I might go back to simply crawling.

[AtT]

I think I might go back to simply crawling.

Ah the cycle of life.. whippersnappers become respectable gentlemen and then become whippersnappers again.

[Confidence Interval]

Ah the cycle of life.. whippersnappers become respectable gentlemen and then become whippersnappers again.

Let us know when you've turned into a respectable gentleman, won't you?

[Grimm]

I suspect AtT's still waiting on puberty, the life stage with the silliest name.

[AtT]

Hey, not all humans level at a 100 experience rate.

[Confidence Interval]

Hey, not all humans level at a 100 experience rate.

Is that a way of admitting that you don't learn from your mistakes?

[Stormfox]

What's his favourite build?

SpEn but give the kid a break - he really is a noob.

Wait till he becomes mobile. My 17-month-old daughter is definitely a DSWn.

[Confidence Interval]

Wait till he becomes mobile. My 17-month-old daughter is definitely a DSWn.

I hear you. I also have a 23-month-old daugher. She's a HaCK.

You scream til you get what you want.
You kick your father in the shins.
Xom roars with laughter!

[Grimm]

i know this girl who is clearly a ogdk

[Pteriforever]

Well, my dad plays MiBe.

My sister doesn't know what aptitudes are and plays KoTm.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

i know this girl who is clearly a huen

Could you please capitalize the abbreviations? I almost opened Urban Dictionary to look for a new swear word.

[pratamawirya]

lmao at most of these new posts

[greepish]

i know this girl who is clearly a huen

She puts you to sleep? XD