Post Tuesday, 22nd March 2016, 12:42

New god proposal: Cookie monster

Cookie monster is the god of tasty things which help you on your way throughout the dungeon. He's especially useful for those who want to fight unarmed.

Activating cookies in your browser.
Entering food shops.
Killing tasty living beings. (Smaller chance for killing undead or demons.)

Discussions about food removal (penance).
Throwing cookies into lava or deep water (penance).
Killing spriggan bakers (excommunication).

Given Abilities
Piety level (*):
Screaming. Makes you very hungry, grants +7 to UC and adds an additional mouth attack. During this time you shout "Me want cookies!", reducing your stealth to zero.
(Costs 2 MP, sets hunger status to very hungry, and 2-3 Piety)

Piety level (**):
Receive cookies. Creates 1-5 cookies near yourself.
(Costs 3 MP, and 2-4 Piety)

Piety level (***):
Rise cookies. All nearby cookies rise and attack your foes. Works well together with receive cookies.
(Costs 4 MP, and 3-5 Piety)

Piety level (****)
No new abilities.

Piety level (*****):
Cookify. Coats your weapon or hands with sugar for a few turns, which turns enemies into cookies. Does not work on uniques.
(Costs 5 MP, and 5-6 Piety)

Piety level (******):
Cookiefication. Turns you into a steel cookie for a few turns, making you invulnerable to all attacks. Stops flying immediately. Don't do this over lava or deep water.
(Costs 20 cookies)

Cookie monster does not appreciate abandonment, and will punish you for leaving. All your cookies turn hostile immediately.

Possible punishments are:

  • Turns your body armour into cookies.
  • Eats some of your food.
  • Sends iron cookies to punish you (very dangerous).
"Crawl is all about trial and error" (Bart)