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Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2012, 23:21
by Grimm
The Montreal street value of a pound of kedgeree is rumoured to be astronomical.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2012, 23:48
by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:The Montreal street value of a pound of kedgeree is rumoured to be astronomical.

Yeah, it's sad. I had a kedgeree addict friend who was busted trying to cross the border with a kilo and a half of kedgeree in her underwear. Damn kedgeree sniffing beagles.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2012, 23:52
by Grimm
I can picture the scene now. In elaborate detail.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2012, 23:57
by nicolae
cerebovssquire wrote:More specifically, !berserk rage and then Xom. I don't know if Xom can berserk a lich, but he can lich a berserker!


Ah, I didn't even know Xom could do lichform.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2012, 08:53
by Confidence Interval
nicolae wrote:
cerebovssquire wrote:More specifically, !berserk rage and then Xom. I don't know if Xom can berserk a lich, but he can lich a berserker!


Ah, I didn't even know Xom could do lichform.

Please don't go off-topic here. Kedgeree is a serious social problem in parts of Canada. Please use Crazy Yiuf's Corner for flippant stuff like this.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2012, 15:44
by Grimm
I beg to differ. Kedgeree is a mere shibboleth.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2012, 21:38
by Confidence Interval
Are you an Ephraimite?

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2012, 22:25
by Grimm
Isn't everybody?

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 08:55
by Confidence Interval
If everybody is then there is no need of a shibboleth.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 09:32
by Grimm
Actually they are still required on lateen-rigged poutines.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 12:59
by Confidence Interval
Is not the square-rigged poutine favoured yet, on account of its greater speed when running before the wind?

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 15:51
by Jabberwocky
I have to agree with CI. I see the square-rigged poutine rather more than the lateen-rigged poutine. Of course the fore-and-aft rigged poutine is more common still.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 18:32
by Grimm
I must defer to the greater familiarity with poutines, yatches and kedgerees of both of y'all.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 18:40
by Confidence Interval
All they have in Oregon is coracles.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 18:57
by Grimm
Why I myself own a coracle of Delphi.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 19:16
by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:Why I myself own a coracle of Delphi.

I'll set em up, you knock em down.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 19:31
by Grimm
You can't knock a coracle down. They float.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 19:44
by Confidence Interval
Aren't you thinking of weebles? They wobble - but, similarly, they do not fall down.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 19:55
by Grimm
Weevils don't fall down? You're talking nonsense man - get a grip on yourself!

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 20:35
by Confidence Interval
Last time I did that someone mistook my intent and I was nearly arrested. In any case, this is CYC: nonsense is the norm here.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd September 2012, 21:19
by Grimm
Fascist.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Monday, 24th September 2012, 07:49
by Confidence Interval
Kettle / pot.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Monday, 24th September 2012, 18:42
by Jabberwocky
[url]crawl.chaosforge.org/images/c/c6/Pandemonium_lord.png[url] Pan lords have a new look

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th September 2012, 17:56
by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:The Montreal street value of a pound of kedgeree is rumoured to be astronomical.

If you want to smuggle gourmet foodstuffs, I hear the street value of a pound of excellent organic sauerkraut in Burlington VT is about 6.50 U.S. dollars.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th September 2012, 18:45
by Grimm
Let it go kid. The moment has passed.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 00:36
by Pteriforever
Image

They've finally made a colour darker than black!!

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 00:49
by Grimm
Pteriforever wrote:Image

They've finally made a colour darker than black!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOqAamL9xls

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 01:06
by nicolae
My first thought was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doI9mJaBvfE
and I guess that's the difference between me and Grimm.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 01:26
by Grimm
One of the differences.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 01:46
by nicolae
Grimm wrote:One of the differences.


But there are fewer differences than you'd think.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 01:49
by Grimm
I know, there are seven total.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 01:50
by nicolae
Grimm wrote:I know, there are seven total.


Can YOU find them all? *stands next to Grimm quietly and looks at the reader*

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 21:27
by chukamok
In Soviet Russia, differences between Grimm and nicolae find YOU!

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 21:33
by Grimm
Where you been man. The plant thread died.

nicolae wrote:Can YOU find them all? *stands next to Grimm quietly and looks at the reader*

Isn't it time we converted DCSS into a point and click game?

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 21:47
by nicolae
Grimm wrote:
nicolae wrote:Can YOU find them all? *stands next to Grimm quietly and looks at the reader*

Isn't it time we converted DCSS into a point and click game?


You mean tiles? :twisted:

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 2nd October 2012, 21:56
by Grimm
ooh BURN

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 00:53
by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:Where you been man. The plant thread died.

nicolae wrote:Can YOU find them all? *stands next to Grimm quietly and looks at the reader*

Isn't it time we converted DCSS into a point and click game?

Nah. A Text Adventure is the way to go.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 01:06
by Grimm
>look
You see a cavern hewn from rock. It is full of orcs and gold.
>kill orcs
You kill all the orcs in a whirlwind of spellcasting and melee. Corpses now litter the cavern.
>butch corpses
You cut all of the corpses up into chunks of somewhat edible meat.
>get gold
You pick up all the piles of gold. Mysteriously, your bag grows no heavier.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 03:53
by njvack
Grimm wrote:>butch corpses

Yes, it does look like those corpses have been working out lately.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 04:02
by Grimm
They are orcs after all.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 11:36
by Jabberwocky
>look
You see a large cavern with a rat in it.
>kill rat
The rat bites you, the rat bites you, you die...

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 14:58
by Grimm
>n
You move one square north.
>n
You move one square north.
>n
You move one square north.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 15:08
by Confidence Interval
>eat strawberry
You eat a strawberry. You have 26 strawberries.
>eat strawberry
You eat a strawberry. You have 25 strawberries.
>eat strawberry
You eat a strawberry. You have 24 strawberries.
>eat all strawberries
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Please try again.
>eat strawberry
You eat a strawberry. You have 23 strawberries.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 19:08
by Stormfox
The following sequence from Colossal Cave suddenly makes sense.

> kill dragon
With what? Your bare hands?
> yes
Congratulations! You have just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands! (Unbelievable, isn't it?)

The hero of Colossal Cave was clearly a Crawl monk with 27 UC.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 3rd October 2012, 19:47
by Grimm
Dungeon Crawl: Zork Soup

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 5th October 2012, 08:00
by Confidence Interval
Colossal Soup Adventure.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 5th October 2012, 08:05
by Grimm
It would have soup dragons.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 5th October 2012, 08:50
by Confidence Interval
Do you mean the band, or the original soup dragons (after which the band was named)?

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 5th October 2012, 08:58
by Grimm
The band. I know of the show only wikily, though I may have seen it when very young, as it seems to ring a dim dream bell.

Re: Odd things sighted in dungeon.

PostPosted: Friday, 5th October 2012, 10:45
by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:it seems to ring a dim dream bell.

I hope seeing someone assassinated at an airport doesn't also ring a dim dream bell for you.

(There's also a dubbed version on Youtube but this one is in HD.)