Slime Squisher
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Joined: Monday, 12th September 2016, 16:25
Innovative ways to die in meatsprint
- Lose before you start by being a non-formicid fighter and getting smeared all over the landscape while taking off the shield.
- Forget to pick up the Axe of Woe, and realise when you try and punch a bag of meat to death, which doesn't work very well.
- Forget to wield the Axe of Woe. Theoretically you can save this one because the first thing you attack might miss its counterattack (Spoiler: it didn't.)
- Forget to worship Makhleb. Defeat the first few monsters, come on, god, you can start handing out healing... ah.
- Stat gains at level-up require capital letters now, a nice UI improvement - unless you are gaining several levels at once and press D one too many times. You have now dropped the Axe of Woe. Hilarity ensues.
- With the Axe it doesn't matter what your primary target is, everything gets cleaved to death, so you may as well just press Tab, right? Not if you are very low on health and have a large bag of meat next to you. It turns out you take the damage from the explosion before Makhleb heals you. Probably should have gone for a bag of meat instead.