A bad joke.


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Post Monday, 12th September 2011, 17:15

A bad joke.

What do you call a Spriggan at Oktoberfest?

Spriggan ze deutsche!

Har har I crack myself up.

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Post Monday, 12th September 2011, 18:04

Re: A bad joke.

ich bin ein royal jelly doughnut
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Post Monday, 12th September 2011, 20:56

Re: A bad joke.

There's a special "Strangers' Corner" section of the Tavern for people who speak foreign languages. Please don't use languages other than English on the main board.

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Post Monday, 12th September 2011, 22:47

Re: A bad joke.

You're right, I'm sorry. Here:

ich bin ein royal jelly donut

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Post Tuesday, 13th September 2011, 00:02

Re: A bad joke.

Confidence Interval wrote:There's a special "Strangers' Corner" section of the Tavern for people who speak foreign languages. Please don't use languages other than English on the main board.


segregation is very important ;)
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Post Tuesday, 13th September 2011, 13:07

Re: A bad joke.

You quantum scuba-divers eighty horses much! Ramble ramble around grapebricksmith helmet!
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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 08:00

Re: A bad joke.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 13:08

Re: A bad joke.

I believe that poem is the origin of the word 'vorpal' so we already owe that much to Caroll.
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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 14:31

Re: A bad joke.

daetrin wrote:I believe that poem is the origin of the word 'vorpal' so we already owe that much to Caroll.

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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 15:41

Re: A bad joke.

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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 15:46

Re: A bad joke.

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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 15:47

Re: A bad joke.

MyOtheHedgeFox, please observe comms discipline.
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Post Wednesday, 14th September 2011, 17:11

Re: A bad joke.

Ahem, looking at very young nude girls was considered asexual in Carroll's time!
While looking at very gooey merging slime creatures was not.
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Post Friday, 16th September 2011, 07:53

Re: A bad joke.

MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Ahem, looking at very young nude girls was considered asexual in Carroll's time!
While looking at very gooey merging slime creatures was not.

You mean you feel nothing when you see gooey slime creatures merging? Nothing at all?
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Post Friday, 16th September 2011, 08:07

Re: A bad joke.

My characters usually experience the momentarily feeling of inescapable doom at that moment.
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Post Friday, 16th September 2011, 08:13

Re: A bad joke.

My TrMo is just happy I only have 1 monster to chase down now.
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Post Friday, 16th September 2011, 14:33

Re: A bad joke.

bobross419 wrote:My TrMo is just happy I only have 1 monster to chase down now.

I like this approach - you must be a potion-half-full type of person. Commendable.

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