Group Story Time! Edward the VpTm

[AtT]

You know what this forum needs? a community RP story! Everyone contribute a sentence or whatever if interested. I'll start it off:

Edward, a Vampire Transmuter, set foot in the dungeon with only two objectives: to retrieve the Orb of Zot and to discover if his last name was Scissorhands... or Cullen..

[Happy Corner]

...upon realizing that he might be named after a main character in one of the most godawful series of books in the history of mankind, he promptly began searching for a pack of gnolls to help him commit suicide...

[ekolis]

Then he realized that there was a ray of hope! If he could somehow travel back through time to his background-selection, become a Skald, and convince the powers that be to add "spoons" as a new weapon category... he might be able to be a slightly less ignominious Edward!

[Konebred]

Then he exploded from all the mutations he had because he could not stop glowing.