Slime Squisher
Posts: 419
Joined: Monday, 12th September 2016, 16:25
Bad limericks
An @ had a longing to bash her.
Our foolish young friend,
Soon met a bad end -
Natasha's flesh-rending g-nasher.
There once was a orc named Saint Roka
Beset by a murderous joker;
If his mighty smite,
Can't make things all right,
He uses his trident to poke her.
There is a great god named Beogh,
Whose worship the hill orcs do hog.
The orcish Messiah,
May seem a high flyer,
But dies to a humble bull-frog.