anti-mods pasterio for every occasion (pantehon version)

[GuideCritic]

Hello fellow plebians, spam one of these to drive away normies who try to oppress you:

my light shines bright mods can't ban what is right
seeing all is my curse but the mods are even worse
together we are strong no mod can ban the orc kingdom
slow and steady wins the race mods can't ban me at this pace
at midnight hear the mod's plight: "I can't ban what lurks the night."
the plebs' wounds i will mend and the mods will repent
i keep raising my oklob farm mods can't ban my barn
no lunch break till business is done mod's can't ban my income
in the plebs' darkest hour the heroes of yore will break the mods' power
oppression will lose mods can't ban this ooze
what you buried you will regret mods can't ban the living dead
banning plebs is a sin mods can't ban the law of Zin

stay tuna for part 2 which is probably coming never. ever

topkek and keep on fighting the good fight REEEEEEEE

[chequers]

Some rhyming suggestions:

In the dark / the mod's plight: / "I can't ban / what lurks the night."

the plebs' wounds / i will mend / no mod could ban / their closest friend

I have raised / my oklob farm / no mods can ban / this acid barn

(Hepl) the mods call me / a court jester / but they can't ban / my ancestors