New God: Weedl0rd the Dank
Posted: Tuesday, 4th July 2017, 01:14Weedl0rd the Dank, an usurper plant god who ascended to godhood by rolling up the former plant god Fedhas and smoking that fucker.
Weedl0rd appreciates toking the corpses of your enemies (piety gain from kills) and deprecates going too long without a hit (piety decays over time)
...... - Bud
No abilities.
*..... - 420 Friend
Grow Weed: Smite target an enemy and surround it with briar patches, like the old Wudzu (rip) 5* but not useless. Briar Hp and retaliation damage scales with invo. Costs low piety, 2 mp.
Passive: Weedl0rd makes your plant allies really chill so you can fire through them. Doesn't apply to hostile plants.
Passive: What if, like, you were the plant, man? Whenever you use one of Weedl0rd's abilities you get lignified for a little while. Lig AC might need to scale with invocations or something too.
**.... - Vapes<species name>
Toke up: Smite target an allied plant, turn it into some steam clouds. You and other allied plants are immune to the clouds I guess. Costs medium piety, 2 mp.
***... - Brownie Baker
Conjure dank nugs: Conjures up a couple luscious nuggets of Mary Jane, which home in on hostile targets and explode to get them high as fuck. They behave identically to giant spores except they don't drop ballistomycetes and you and your plants are immune. Costs low-medium piety, 4 mp.
****.. - Dealer of Drugs
Bong water: Weedl0rd pours out some bong water, forming a pool of shallow water around you. There's not enough water in the bong to turn shallow water into deep water though. Costs medium piety, 4 mp.
*****. - Ganja Guru
Drop acid: Weedl0rd invites you to try out something different by placing an oklob plant at a smite targeted location within 3 tiles of you. The oklob can fire through your other plants and gets stronger at higher invocations skill. Costs medium piety, 4 mp.
****** - Pope
No new abilities.
Penance: Weedl0rd makes you get high (causing slowness and confusion), summons hostile thorn hunters, and forcibly lignifies you.
Remove Fedhas to fit Weedl0rd's lore.
Weedl0rd appreciates toking the corpses of your enemies (piety gain from kills) and deprecates going too long without a hit (piety decays over time)
...... - Bud
No abilities.
*..... - 420 Friend
Grow Weed: Smite target an enemy and surround it with briar patches, like the old Wudzu (rip) 5* but not useless. Briar Hp and retaliation damage scales with invo. Costs low piety, 2 mp.
Passive: Weedl0rd makes your plant allies really chill so you can fire through them. Doesn't apply to hostile plants.
Passive: What if, like, you were the plant, man? Whenever you use one of Weedl0rd's abilities you get lignified for a little while. Lig AC might need to scale with invocations or something too.
**.... - Vapes<species name>
Toke up: Smite target an allied plant, turn it into some steam clouds. You and other allied plants are immune to the clouds I guess. Costs medium piety, 2 mp.
***... - Brownie Baker
Conjure dank nugs: Conjures up a couple luscious nuggets of Mary Jane, which home in on hostile targets and explode to get them high as fuck. They behave identically to giant spores except they don't drop ballistomycetes and you and your plants are immune. Costs low-medium piety, 4 mp.
****.. - Dealer of Drugs
Bong water: Weedl0rd pours out some bong water, forming a pool of shallow water around you. There's not enough water in the bong to turn shallow water into deep water though. Costs medium piety, 4 mp.
*****. - Ganja Guru
Drop acid: Weedl0rd invites you to try out something different by placing an oklob plant at a smite targeted location within 3 tiles of you. The oklob can fire through your other plants and gets stronger at higher invocations skill. Costs medium piety, 4 mp.
****** - Pope
No new abilities.
Penance: Weedl0rd makes you get high (causing slowness and confusion), summons hostile thorn hunters, and forcibly lignifies you.
Remove Fedhas to fit Weedl0rd's lore.