Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 01:55That way players know they are stupid jokes of weapons that should only be used by (Cock)goblins.
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Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 01:55Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 02:19Do that, except remove them immediately afterwards to keep DCSS a family friendly game.
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 02:46Finally, a bcadren proposal I can get behind
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 09:26The best way to get free dildos is to kill the owner of said dildo. Even if someone comes to avenge them it's not like they are going to ask the dildo back.
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 10:18I know this is a joke thread, but still: zero-skill club does more damage per aut than zero-skill unarmed or zero-skill dagger and have saved my life and yours many times when we run out of MP on D:1.
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 10:46duvessa wrote:Finally, a bcadren proposal I can get behind
Is it the post what you really want to get behind, duvessa?
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 13:52Dungeon Crawl: Corruption of Champions edition
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 14:05So will clubbing and cruising be officially renamed dildoing and cruising?
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 15:43MainiacJoe wrote:I know this is a joke thread, but still: zero-skill club does more damage per aut than zero-skill unarmed or zero-skill dagger and have saved my life and yours many times when we run out of MP on D:1.
Definitely on unarmed, i suspect the extra to hit causes daggers to do more average damage per round than clubs at 0 skill in most cases (the difference in base damage is not large)
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 18:56Siegurt wrote:MainiacJoe wrote:I know this is a joke thread, but still: zero-skill club does more damage per aut than zero-skill unarmed or zero-skill dagger and have saved my life and yours many times when we run out of MP on D:1.
Definitely on unarmed, i suspect the extra to hit causes daggers to do more average damage per round than clubs at 0 skill in most cases (the difference in base damage is not large)
You are right. I was recalling a study I'd done earlier with more generic monsters, but just now I did it with a XL:1 HuCj with D:1 and D;2 omnsters, and dagger is on par or +0.1 vs club, and both are +0.2 or +0.4 vs UC.
Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos
Posted: Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 23:14While we're at it, change Grinder's name to Grindr. And I suppose change Azrael's name to "Tinder".