Replace Clubs with Dildos

[bcadren]

That way players know they are stupid jokes of weapons that should only be used by (Cock)goblins.

[Hellmonk]

Do that, except remove them immediately afterwards to keep DCSS a family friendly game.

[duvessa]

Finally, a bcadren proposal I can get behind

[Zooty]

The best way to get free dildos is to kill the owner of said dildo. Even if someone comes to avenge them it's not like they are going to ask the dildo back.

[MainiacJoe]

I know this is a joke thread, but still: zero-skill club does more damage per aut than zero-skill unarmed or zero-skill dagger and have saved my life and yours many times when we run out of MP on D:1.

[Elitist]

Finally, a bcadren proposal I can get behind

Is it the post what you really want to get behind, duvessa?

[milski]

Dungeon Crawl: Corruption of Champions edition

[Shtopit]

So will clubbing and cruising be officially renamed dildoing and cruising?

[Siegurt]

I know this is a joke thread, but still: zero-skill club does more damage per aut than zero-skill unarmed or zero-skill dagger and have saved my life and yours many times when we run out of MP on D:1.

Definitely on unarmed, i suspect the extra to hit causes daggers to do more average damage per round than clubs at 0 skill in most cases (the difference in base damage is not large)

[MainiacJoe]

I know this is a joke thread, but still: zero-skill club does more damage per aut than zero-skill unarmed or zero-skill dagger and have saved my life and yours many times when we run out of MP on D:1.

Definitely on unarmed, i suspect the extra to hit causes daggers to do more average damage per round than clubs at 0 skill in most cases (the difference in base damage is not large)

You are right. I was recalling a study I'd done earlier with more generic monsters, but just now I did it with a XL:1 HuCj with D:1 and D;2 omnsters, and dagger is on par or +0.1 vs club, and both are +0.2 or +0.4 vs UC.

[dolemite99]

While we're at it, change Grinder's name to Grindr. And I suppose change Azrael's name to "Tinder".