Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Saturday, 22nd April 2017, 23:30
by Shtopit
A lean man in his mid-thirties, dark eyed, of an olive complexion, wearing his short, curly, black hair in a net. He has light shoes on, as well as a purple jumpsuit. He seems to delight himself in throwing orbs of the same colour with unerring precision. Sometimes, he also licks them. His accent is pretty thick.
Dialogue:
Abide, Dude, abide!
I see you rolled your way in here!
You don't fuck with the Jesus!
If you pull some idiot crazy shit on me like you flash a crossbow, I'll take it from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the trigger until it goes, "click!"
A unique human who launches three orbs of destruction at a time.
Also, he's getting his own movie this year!
(And I hope someone got the reference, so that I am not banned.)
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Saturday, 22nd April 2017, 23:32
by Zhorgal
The dude abides.
I may be strange but that's one of my favorite movies.
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Sunday, 23rd April 2017, 03:40
by bel
Zhorgal wrote:I may be strange but that's one of my favorite movies.
That's just, like, your opinion man.
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Monday, 24th April 2017, 07:04
by TrumpTrain
Jesus is the only unique in the game where you can choose to worship him or engage him in battle. He is extremely intelligent, can blink, will block off all exists, and always wields a +9 unique eudemon blade{everything+5}. He is extremely fast and his attack delay is .2
If you worship him you will gain the ability to walk in water, destroy holy beings, have a chance to be raised from the dead, and eventually becoming an angel with flying with enough piety.
If you destroy Jesus, you are able to gain some of his special loot.
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Monday, 24th April 2017, 07:10
by bel
I think the OP is talking about a
different Jesus.
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Monday, 24th April 2017, 21:32
by tasonir
Shtopit wrote:(And I hope someone got the reference, so that I am not banned.)
This is almost certainly one of the most well understood references among the crawl player base. You might as well ask if anyone here has heard of harry potter or likes star trek
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Tuesday, 25th April 2017, 04:34
by duvessa
may the force be with you (i hope someone gets this obscure refernecnce)
Re: Add Unique: Jesus
Posted:
Tuesday, 25th April 2017, 04:56
by Siegurt
duvessa wrote:may the force be with you (i hope someone gets this obscure refernecnce)
I think it's a reference to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU ?