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[Clickb8] BARACHIANS' TRUE IDENTITY EXPOSED?!
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New race: Barachians, a species of frog-men with a great hatred of the letter t. They have a powerful innate Hop ability, a partially-controllable Blink effect that requires several turns of motionlessness to recover before re-use. To balance this, they also have slow movement 1 (1.2 turns/move; nagas move at 1.4) and ghoul-tier attributes.
Now, the "hatred for the letter t" seems to be a reference to a post from Eldor:
elmdor wrote:I strongly object to the name "barachians."
It should be batrachians.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batrachia
That is all.
But that is a red herring meant to lead you astray; it is only there to keep us from finding the truth.
Just look at the name: B-A-RAC-ians
You know what almost sounds like that? B. A. Baracus aka Mr. T!!!
They don't hate the letter T at all, they are the letter T! Frogs are Mr. T 100% confirmed.
It's a conspiracy, I tell you! MLG Illuminati song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9TEjGhL-Io
P.S. Doesn't matter if this lacks logic, Trump is president and it worked out for him, too.
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- wizzzargh