The Tavern

WTF?! Isn't it supposed to give me something, even if it's junk?

good acquire imo, it dissapointed you with the least key imput or thought investment.

I did ask for a weapon, and even if I didn't, my bewilderment resulted in much more key input and thought investment than wondering what to acquire.

Would be easier to tell you what happened if you didnt skip the text you quoted. My take is that you are playing the Ieoh Jian god fork, where weapons are fucked up.

Ah, that explains it.