what are you supposed to get your parents for christmas


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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 10:30

what are you supposed to get your parents for christmas

what have you or are you getting your parents for christmas :?: :?: :?:

I'm old enough now to be at the age when my relatives would have given the gifts to their own parents and also to siblings. For my sibling and their spouse(s) the gifts have, for that matter, been decided (two books a head, one fiction, one non-fiction, with some level of care taken in their picking, ergo I would read them myself, having the time and/or inclination). But now? Well, among the 'folks' my mother and father remain...gah!

my best idea is kind of lame: maybe a science non-fiction book, the genre called (by me) "science for right-brainers" (like the shit Dawkins writes...but not going to buy any Dawkins books for anyone) --got a better idea?

so what are you getting your parents for christmas?
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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 10:44

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Sette brevi lezioni di fisica by Carlo Rovelli was recommended in the paper today. ("Seven brief lessons on physics")

It's quite short though, because, well, it contains seven brief lessons :)

If your parents already know a lot about the theory of relativity and quantum physics, maybe get something else though.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 10:47

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A garden bench.

Kidding (although not a bad idea if they are the type, it can be too costly). You can get a perfume or some special food. You don't need to be a foodie to appreciate certain types of ham. Perfume for her and a bottle of good spirit for him. There was a nyt list of "books to read" recently, but they seemed horribly overpriced to me.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 11:47

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Shtopit wrote:A garden bench.

Kidding (although not a bad idea if they are the type, it can be too costly). You can get a perfume or some special food. You don't need to be a foodie to appreciate certain types of ham. Perfume for her and a bottle of good spirit for him. There was a nyt list of "books to read" recently, but they seemed horribly overpriced to me.



Thanks for the suggestions. My mother is kind of particular about scents and I really don't know enough to risk it. Garden bench (or other outdoor furniture) is an interesting idea which I would never have come up with on my own. Anyway, good to keep in mind food and stuff

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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 12:25

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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 13:32

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For my father, Thucydides's History of the Peloponnesian War; he misplaced his copy, and I've been meaning to read it as well.
For mom, maybe The Travels of Mendes Pinto.
Can't go wrong with the classics, imo
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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 13:52

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This topic is the kinda uplifting unifying nonsense topic I've been missing

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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 17:07

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I'm getting together with a sibling to get my dad one of those hydroponic herb garden things. They're pretty cheap and cool now, and he loves to grow tomatoes, so I thought that would give him something to do.

For my mom, I've been crocheting a shawl that I, uh, really need to finish.
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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 02:25

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my mom loves stephen king so i'm getting her End of Watch.
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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 03:38

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Arrhythmia wrote:my mom loves stephen king so i'm getting her End of Watch.


ye every year all my parents want is the latest Stevie King and some dark roast coffee beans
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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 04:17

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Cheibrodos wrote:
Arrhythmia wrote:my mom loves stephen king so i'm getting her End of Watch.


ye every year all my parents want is the latest Stevie King and some dark roast coffee beans


coffee bean...now that's the ticket

is there a boutique coffee bean brand that makes a damn good (and hot) gift of 2016?
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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 04:39

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Cheibrodos wrote:
Arrhythmia wrote:my mom loves stephen king so i'm getting her End of Watch.


ye every year all my parents want is the latest Stevie King and some dark roast coffee beans


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i got to the last 40 pages of the book and was like "ugh, finally, a stephen king book without a magical black person/handicapped person and then lmao turns out they brain-damaged the villain of the last book into getting magical powers
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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 05:44

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I got my Dad some Darn Tough socks:

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And my Mom a bread machine.

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