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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 11:38

canada check up

in case americans were curious, canadians have returned to the status quo of being smug as fuck and super god damn spiteful about you guys.
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 11:47

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it's kind of a cultural relief, frankly, after spending nearly a decade with the dial set firmly at "indiffference"
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 11:53

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rub it in why don't you :(
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 12:18

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Italians are thankful, because you are the only democratic country to have topped electing Berlusconi. I think there's now a proposal to offer the USA to join Sicily as its tenth province.
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 13:42

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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 15:17

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Arrhythmia wrote:in case americans were curious, canadians have returned to the status quo of being smug as fuck and super god damn spiteful about you guys.


Projection

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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 19:46

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Arrhythmia wrote:in case americans were curious, canadians have returned to the status quo of being smug as fuck and super god damn spiteful about you guys.

i don't see why. isn't your country also run by a tv star with lots of hair who when you get down to it is really just a pale shadow of his dad?
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 19:48

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yeah but he doesn't sexually assault people
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 19:48

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also lmao at saying trump has "lots of hair"
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 19:50

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straight up you guys are not in a very good position to criticize trudeau atm
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 19:56

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straight up idk if I'm in a good position to do much other than tear my hair out and post on computer game message boards tbh

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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 19:57

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same
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 20:28

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I woke up 3 times this year to the news that one of my friends was murdered for being LGBT.

3 times. In one year. In one city. And it's not like I have hundreds of friends.

I don't even want to count how many times my friends were sexually assaulted.

Now a corrupt, fraudulent, bombastically racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, science-denying serial rapist with no political experience or education is the most powerful person in the world, and has millions supporting him.

Fucking thanks, white people.

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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 21:39

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To be fair, he might not be any one of those things, since he's also a pathological liar. :p

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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 21:55

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Trump isn't that (openly)homophobic, compared to many of his party members.

His VP, on the other hand... just about the worst you could get. Not super thrilled as a gay man to be living in a country where the VP believes gay conversion therapy works
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 22:08

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Shard1697 wrote:Trump isn't that (openly)homophobic, compared to many of his party members.

His VP, on the other hand... just about the worst you could get. Not super thrilled as a gay man to be living in a country where the VP believes gay conversion therapy works


It's even worse than that, early in his campaign his spokesman talked about how the VP is basically going to do all of Trump's work for him. So it's possible Trump will spend all his time basking in his fame/infamy and most decisions will be ultimately left to Pence.
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 23:35

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Explain to european citizen why you hate trump so much.
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Post Thursday, 10th November 2016, 23:36

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BabyRage wrote:Explain to european citizen why you hate trump so much.

so you remember this mussolini guy right
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 00:33

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roses are red / violets are blue / democrats should have / nominated Bernie Sanders

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 02:36

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Just need to hold out a little longer. The Trumpists are driven by the realization that they and their children will soon be unnecessary. Right now that is folding into class warfare against the educated and foreigners, both of which can still be profitably employed. In 40 years, when all human labor becomes valueless and the real crisis of capitalism comes these same people (or rather the same class) are going to be the foot soldiers of luxury communism.

In the mean time buy guns, convert to Islam as publicly as possible, and don't snitch on any illegal immigrants.

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 03:15

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Lasty wrote:To be fair, he might not be any one of those things, since he's also a pathological liar. :p


He tells the best lies. Just great. Really. A lot of people are saying it.
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 05:30

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fuck her right in the trump handle

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 06:16

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pubby wrote:fuck her right in the trump handle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyDsF-Gp3o


why isn't that url in your sig a real website
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 06:37

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duvessa wrote:I woke up 3 times this year to the news that one of my friends was murdered for being LGBT.


jesus. hope you're ok.

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 06:51

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literally vomiting everywhere, just, all the vomit, a fountain of vomit, the likes of which will baffle medical scientists for decades to come vomiting

i work at a school and the children- the CHILDREN- are so terrified they're crying in class, and no, it isn't parental indoctrination, they're picking up all this fear on their own

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duvessa wrote:I woke up 3 times this year to the news that one of my friends was murdered for being LGBT...

...I don't even want to count how many times my friends were sexually assaulted.


I am so, so sorry. I wish there were something I could directly do for you, to help you restore some semblance of being "okay".
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 07:04

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 07:16

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but no he has a point. blaming an entire race is definitely what i did. being blamed for something because of your race must feel really terrible and awful. good thing that hasn't happened anywhere else recently

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 07:20

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 07:21

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while i'd like to thank america for choosing "The Dark Lord" ending i'd also like to remind them that the canonical ending is, in fact, "To Link the First Flame".
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 07:33

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 07:54

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 08:47

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duvessa wrote:but no he has a point. blaming an entire race is definitely what i did. being blamed for something because of your race must feel really terrible and awful. good thing that hasn't happened anywhere else recently

So wait, the fact that other races are being oppressed makes it okay to oppress a race? You do realize that alt-right lives off that rhetoric, right? "It has become okay to hate on white people/men/heterosexuals, therefore it should be okay to hate on other races/gender identities too". That's how they rationalize away their bigotry.

Half your country just voted to screw all notions of equality and implement a new world order where white supremacism is normal and socially acceptable. Literal neo-Nazis are partying because of this decision. Are you sure you want to make these people feel even more validated?

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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 08:51

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And I thought it's the right-wingers who are supposed to be fear mongers!
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 08:58

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i think, in these trying times, we should remember that whities were also the ones who, you know, beat the nazis, so it's not like all of our history is bad.
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Post Friday, 11th November 2016, 09:15

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Locking this thread, per Tavern rules: "Content that alienates people because of who they are is not acceptable. This includes misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, and racist content." If you want to have unfettered discussion about the US election or other political topics, please find a different website to do that.

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