Pure-flavour cantrip

[Psieye]

A lot of players enjoy crawl as a medium of roleplay and fantasy expression. Whenever a feature is removed, the community backlash tends to come from players who seek this brand of fun.

Therefore, new charm:
Name: "Roleplay Epics"
Spell level: 0
Effect: print extra messages bursting with flavourful delusions
Benefit: nothing in-game
Featured in these books: all

[Cimanyd]

Casts one of a number of minor spells, aimed at trying to bolster the caster's
morale. They have no noticeable effect.

If orc wizards can do it, why can't we?

[insert Haste joke here]