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Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 5th October 2016, 18:31
by Floodkiller
Based off/stolen from Classic Programmer Paintings

Step 1: Find a classical painting (or any art, I'm not your boss).
Step 2: Re-name it to something Crawl related.
Step 3: Don't forget the credit line, that makes it look official.

I like linking the paintings because I respect tables and don't wish them harm, but do whatever (maybe put the NWS art behind a link as well, though). Here's some I already made plus a couple new ones for examples.

Human Enchanter
Artemisia Gentileschi, 1620

Merfolk Avatar
Rene Magritte, 1934

Developers Remove Corpse Sacrificing
Caravaggio, 1602

Trog Worshippers
Pedro Berruguete, 1495

Waiting To Teleport
Rembrandt, 1625

Crawlcode
Marcel Duchamp, 1951

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 5th October 2016, 18:48
by Shtopit
Floodkiller wrote:
Human Enchanter
Artemisia Gentileschi, 1620


From the same author: "5 turn paralysis"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Judith.jpg

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 5th October 2016, 20:38
by cerebovssquire

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 11:11
by Floodkiller

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 11:43
by Floodkiller
My Splat Morgues
Zdzisław Beksiński, 1971

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 12:05
by kimnosuk

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 12:36
by Shtopit

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 21:20
by tach3

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 22:01
by Cheibrodos

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th October 2016, 22:49
by Sprucery
A human summoner
Akseli Gallen-Kallela, 1899

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Friday, 7th October 2016, 01:45
by Floodkiller
Xom is Bored
Michelangelo, 1487-1488

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PostPosted: Friday, 7th October 2016, 14:19
by Floodkiller
Autoeat
Francisco Goya, 1819–1823

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th October 2016, 00:49
by Floodkiller
Orb Run Death
Thomas C. Lea III, 1944

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th October 2016, 11:34
by Ge0ff
YAVP
Pavel Fedotov, 1846

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Sunday, 9th October 2016, 11:28
by tach3

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Sunday, 9th October 2016, 13:49
by Ge0ff

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 12th October 2016, 13:56
by Floodkiller

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 12th October 2016, 14:24
by Floodkiller
Flavor Removal
Francisco Goya, 1814

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Friday, 14th October 2016, 02:01
by minstrel
Minotaur Fighter of Ru
Sculpture in bronze
Myron of Eleutherae, approx 460 BC

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 15:29
by Floodkiller

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 15:41
by Floodkiller
Autoexplore Trap
Artist Unknown

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 15:42
by pubby

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 21:41
by scorpionwarrior

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 22:57
by VeryAngryFelid
scorpionwarrior wrote:A Crawl Player Upon Seeing His Character's Damage Numbers
Donna Stevens, 2015



I would call it "Losing a character to unexpectedly high damage" instead.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 20th October 2016, 00:13
by tabstorm
scorpionwarrior wrote:A Crawl Player Upon Seeing His Character's Damage Numbers
Donna Stevens, 2015

Clear symptoms of paralysis by analysis. The kid is under too much cognitive load - he's like 5 and doesn't even cognitively lift yet. He's going to snap his basal ganglia right up.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 20th October 2016, 10:26
by Shtopit
tabstorm wrote:
scorpionwarrior wrote:A Crawl Player Upon Seeing His Character's Damage Numbers
Donna Stevens, 2015

Clear symptoms of paralysis by analysis. The kid is under too much cognitive load - he's like 5 and doesn't even cognitively lift yet. He's going to snap his basal ganglia right up.


The Devs Stop Worrying About Cognitive Load, unknown author.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 26th October 2016, 14:18
by Floodkiller
On The Mind Of Tavern
René Magritte, 1964

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 26th October 2016, 14:53
by Floodkiller
You Feel Extremely Strange
Louis Wain, multiple works

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 26th October 2016, 14:55
by VeryAngryFelid
Floodkiller wrote:You Feel Extremely Strange
Louis Wain, multiple works


I think another variant is "Losing XL with each Felid death"

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 26th October 2016, 16:29
by Shtopit

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th October 2016, 19:54
by Rast
VeryAngryFelid wrote:
Floodkiller wrote:You Feel Extremely Strange
Louis Wain, multiple works


I think another variant is "Losing XL with each Felid death"


I'll just assume that makes you angry.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th October 2016, 19:56
by VeryAngryFelid
Rast wrote:I'll just assume that makes you angry.


Not me, the felid itself. Did you notice the Felid looks worse with every next picture?

Edit. Or maybe I missed the joke and that's what you meant given my nick ;)

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th October 2016, 19:59
by Sar
VeryAngryFelid wrote:the Felid looks worse with every next picture

I dunno, on the last couple of pictures it seems to be transcending the boundaries of reality and shedding its mortal form.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th October 2016, 20:04
by Rast
I meant that level loss on felid death probably makes you angry.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th October 2016, 20:05
by VeryAngryFelid
Sar wrote:
VeryAngryFelid wrote:the Felid looks worse with every next picture

I dunno, on the last couple of pictures it seems to be transcending the boundaries of reality and shedding its mortal form.


Probably you should check just first pictures as Felid can lose only 2 lives before final death unless it earns some XL.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 27th October 2016, 20:30
by Shtopit
Felid Meets Ball Python, Antonio Ligabue (XX century)

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Saturday, 29th October 2016, 12:08
by tach3

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Tuesday, 29th November 2016, 00:04
by Shtopit
Sigmund and the Halfling, Rubens 1636

Image

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Tuesday, 29th November 2016, 00:15
by Sar
Looks like an average Crawl character feasting on a goblin.

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Tuesday, 29th November 2016, 02:30
by poot112
Not really a classical painting, as it is a normal TSO run, this one particularly in the ziggurat.

Image

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Wednesday, 7th December 2016, 16:38
by Floodkiller
Spriggan Rider Finds New Mount
Jacques-Louis David, 1801

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Tuesday, 13th December 2016, 23:07
by gfgf45550
Kiku's altar.
Image

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Tuesday, 13th December 2016, 23:11
by gfgf45550
The real source of manticore's barbs...
Image

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Saturday, 7th January 2017, 10:16
by Ge0ff
Cyno of TSO (St. Christopher)
Artist Unknown, XVII

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Thursday, 7th September 2017, 21:37
by Shtopit
Merfolk of Oka

Image

Re: Classical Crawl Paintings

PostPosted: Sunday, 1st October 2017, 16:31
by Dingbat
Lugonu falls from grace

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