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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 02:44

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a human running towards a siren and they have a boner but then a snapping turtle bites their boner off

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a spen in the snake pit ties two sleeping nagas' tails together and then when they wake up and try to move they fall over

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:18

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ereshkigal is scrolling through her tumblr dashboard but all the posts are just pictures of harambe

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:39

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Real Post: some of Nemelex's cards. The descriptions are pretty cool!
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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:40

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:57

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how dare u imply that my posts aren't real, you sexual intercourse man

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 04:22

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 04:31

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a beogh-band of orc warlords holding shields and spears 300 style, player at the center. duvessa won't like this because it involves beogh but itd be killer

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 04:55

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^ Just like in 300, as soon as the enemy appears, your orcs break formation and attack in a wildly undisciplined fashion

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Post Friday, 30th September 2016, 21:45

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my fantasies involve a lot less sex and a lot more garlic bread and luxury space communism

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 02:05

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splash screen where duvessa is eating garlic bread and nothing bad is happening

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 21:08

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In CYC, images must be SFW. Text can be (hard) R-rated but let's keep it this side of snuff film — cool? Thanks everyone

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harold is fishing in lair but he cant catch anything except electric eels

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 22:16

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Are there kids reading CYC?

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 22:33

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idk about kids but there are people reading CYC who don't like rape jokes

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 22:34

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splash screen of me stabbing a fuckboy with an elec weapon
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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:07

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BabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:09

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:11

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Halflings are disgusting, I prefer elves.

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:14

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:15

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spriggan of fedhas relaxing on an oklob plant leaf and smoking a gigantic blunt

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:15

Re: splash screen concepts

Shard1697 wrote:
BabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

But CYC is literally stupid jokes.

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:20

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Donald Trump evoking the tomb card around the entrance to the orcish mines.
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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:27

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Jill Stein in the background trying to convince Bernie Sanders to kneel at a Fedhas altar

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:28

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BabyRage wrote:
Shard1697 wrote:
BabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

But CYC is literally stupid jokes.
it's almost like there's some sort of difference between "stupid jokes" and "imagine this character getting raped"... hm. can't quite put my finger on it

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Post Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:29

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one of those awful looking 20s-30s jello dinner recipe pictures except instead of food encased in jello it's the player encased in TRJ

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 02:21

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duvessa wrote:harold is fishing in lair but he cant catch anything except electric eels

pile of eels to one side of him, single boot on his hook

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 07:03

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 08:23

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a kobold assassin inscribes her dagger with a url. Nearby is a pile of daggers; each is inscribed with the same url.

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 11:39

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Baby tiamat playing with draconian toy soldiers in a pillow fort made out of the dragonskin cloak.

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 13:40

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an emaciated 40-year old sitting in front of his PC, alone in an empty room, with a solitary lightbulb hanging from a wire

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 14:25

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cerebovssquire wrote:an emaciated 40-year old sitting in front of his PC, alone in an empty room, with a solitary lightbulb hanging from a wire

That's me in 20 years.
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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:45

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Crazy Yiuf standing atop a Xom altar, preaching to a mass of dungeon dwellers.
duvessa wrote:teleportitis is annoying but i dont think you could ever convince me it is dangerous, let alone crippling


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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:45

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A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.
duvessa wrote:teleportitis is annoying but i dont think you could ever convince me it is dangerous, let alone crippling


duvessa wrote:DCSS Go: jump down the nearest manhole and fully explore the sewers before you go back out
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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:46

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Edmund sitting at a table alone. The table is adorned with rings, amulets and a heap of gold coins.
duvessa wrote:teleportitis is annoying but i dont think you could ever convince me it is dangerous, let alone crippling


duvessa wrote:DCSS Go: jump down the nearest manhole and fully explore the sewers before you go back out
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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:47

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A Minotaur reflexively headbutting their mate after receiving a smooch on the forehead.
duvessa wrote:teleportitis is annoying but i dont think you could ever convince me it is dangerous, let alone crippling


duvessa wrote:DCSS Go: jump down the nearest manhole and fully explore the sewers before you go back out

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 16:14

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Elitist wrote:A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.

how do you jostle hair?
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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 17:31

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Elitist wrote:A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.

how do you jostle hair?


Step 1: Find an individual of suitable height

Step 2: Reach down and place hand on hair

Step 3: Vigorously jostle hair/fur

Step 4: Extend hand and excuse yourself for having pushed them to the floor

Step 5: Repeat ad nauseum

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and into wrote:In CYC, images must be SFW. Text can be (hard) R-rated but let's keep it this side of snuff film — cool? Thanks everyone


Extreme edgy humour is good humour

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 20:54

Re: splash screen concepts

Shard1697 wrote:
BabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"


All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.

I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol
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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 20:59

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CypherZel wrote:
Shard1697 wrote:
BabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"


All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.

I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol


this is either the most conceptual splash screen yet or a bad post, and i'm not quite sure which one it is yet
take it easy

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