splash screen concepts

[duvessa]

a butt playing the horn of geryon with its farts

[duvessa]

a human running towards a siren and they have a boner but then a snapping turtle bites their boner off

[duvessa]

a felid hacks up a massive hairball into sigmund's face

[duvessa]

a spen in the snake pit ties two sleeping nagas' tails together and then when they wake up and try to move they fall over

[duvessa]

ereshkigal is scrolling through her tumblr dashboard but all the posts are just pictures of harambe

[Arrhythmia]

Real Post: some of Nemelex's cards. The descriptions are pretty cool!

[Hellmonk]

The twin towers collapsing, captioned "Ru redirects America's attack!"

[duvessa]

how dare u imply that my posts aren't real, you sexual intercourse man

[duvessa]

maurice steals letters from the stone soup logo

[Shard1697]

a beogh-band of orc warlords holding shields and spears 300 style, player at the center. duvessa won't like this because it involves beogh but itd be killer

[Rast]

^ Just like in 300, as soon as the enemy appears, your orcs break formation and attack in a wildly undisciplined fashion

[duvessa]

my fantasies involve a lot less sex and a lot more garlic bread and luxury space communism

[duvessa]

splash screen where duvessa is eating garlic bread and nothing bad is happening

[and into]

In CYC, images must be SFW. Text can be (hard) R-rated but let's keep it this side of snuff film — cool? Thanks everyone

[duvessa]

harold is fishing in lair but he cant catch anything except electric eels

[duvessa]

natasha brings a dead rat to crazy yiuf's door

[BabyRage]

Are there kids reading CYC?

[duvessa]

idk about kids but there are people reading CYC who don't like rape jokes

[duvessa]

splash screen of me stabbing a fuckboy with an elec weapon

[Shard1697]

Are there kids reading CYC?

I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

[Hellmonk]

tavern poster BabyRage luring a halfling into an unmarked white van

[BabyRage]

Halflings are disgusting, I prefer elves.

[Hellmonk]

Gammafunk gently lowers a basajaun into the dungeon and gives it a tender smooch while the rest of the devteam unleashes fiery genocide on the high elves

[Hellmonk]

Vladimir Putin's spellforged servitor casting orb of destruction at a syrian village

[Hellmonk]

spriggan of fedhas relaxing on an oklob plant leaf and smoking a gigantic blunt

[BabyRage]

Are there kids reading CYC?

I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

But CYC is literally stupid jokes.

[Hellmonk]

Donald Trump evoking the tomb card around the entrance to the orcish mines.
Hillary Clinton throwing books and scrolls into lava.
Gary Johnson hitting intelligence stat zero when a neqoxec asks him to name a crawl unique he admires.

[duvessa]

Jill Stein in the background trying to convince Bernie Sanders to kneel at a Fedhas altar

[Shard1697]

Are there kids reading CYC?

I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

But CYC is literally stupid jokes.

it's almost like there's some sort of difference between "stupid jokes" and "imagine this character getting raped"... hm. can't quite put my finger on it

[Shard1697]

one of those awful looking 20s-30s jello dinner recipe pictures except instead of food encased in jello it's the player encased in TRJ

[PleasingFungus]

harold is fishing in lair but he cant catch anything except electric eels

pile of eels to one side of him, single boot on his hook

[duvessa]

gastronok unwittingly enters a portal to desolation of salt

[HardboiledGargoyle]

Eustachio pins a violet to Erica's hair

[HardboiledGargoyle]

a deformed troll with eyeballs everywhere crowd-surfs some jellies joyfully

[HardboiledGargoyle]

a lich strolls out of ziggurat portal, spinning a ziggurine on its finger like a basketball

[HardboiledGargoyle]

in cocytus, antaeus gets swarmed by starspawn and other abyssal intruders

[HardboiledGargoyle]

Polyphemus throws a death yak and it's flying towards the screen

[Hellmonk]

a kobold assassin inscribes her dagger with a url. Nearby is a pile of daggers; each is inscribed with the same url.

[Croases]

Baby tiamat playing with draconian toy soldiers in a pillow fort made out of the dragonskin cloak.

[cerebovssquire]

an emaciated 40-year old sitting in front of his PC, alone in an empty room, with a solitary lightbulb hanging from a wire

[BabyRage]

an emaciated 40-year old sitting in front of his PC, alone in an empty room, with a solitary lightbulb hanging from a wire

That's me in 20 years.

[Elitist]

Crazy Yiuf standing atop a Xom altar, preaching to a mass of dungeon dwellers.

[Elitist]

A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.

[Elitist]

Edmund sitting at a table alone. The table is adorned with rings, amulets and a heap of gold coins.

[Elitist]

A Minotaur reflexively headbutting their mate after receiving a smooch on the forehead.

[PleasingFungus]

A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.

how do you jostle hair?

[shnurlf]

A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.

how do you jostle hair?

Step 1: Find an individual of suitable height

Step 2: Reach down and place hand on hair

Step 3: Vigorously jostle hair/fur

Step 4: Extend hand and excuse yourself for having pushed them to the floor

Step 5: Repeat ad nauseum

[CypherZel]

In CYC, images must be SFW. Text can be (hard) R-rated but let's keep it this side of snuff film — cool? Thanks everyone

Extreme edgy humour is good humour

[CypherZel]

Are there kids reading CYC?

I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.

I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol

[Arrhythmia]

Are there kids reading CYC?

I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"

All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.

I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol

this is either the most conceptual splash screen yet or a bad post, and i'm not quite sure which one it is yet