splash screen concepts
Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 02:44a butt playing the horn of geryon with its farts
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 02:44Re: splash screen concepts
Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 02:46a human running towards a siren and they have a boner but then a snapping turtle bites their boner off
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:08a felid hacks up a massive hairball into sigmund's face
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:09a spen in the snake pit ties two sleeping nagas' tails together and then when they wake up and try to move they fall over
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:18ereshkigal is scrolling through her tumblr dashboard but all the posts are just pictures of harambe
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:39Real Post: some of Nemelex's cards. The descriptions are pretty cool!
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:40The twin towers collapsing, captioned "Ru redirects America's attack!"
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 03:57how dare u imply that my posts aren't real, you sexual intercourse man
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 04:22maurice steals letters from the stone soup logo
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 04:31a beogh-band of orc warlords holding shields and spears 300 style, player at the center. duvessa won't like this because it involves beogh but itd be killer
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 04:55^ Just like in 300, as soon as the enemy appears, your orcs break formation and attack in a wildly undisciplined fashion
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Posted: Friday, 30th September 2016, 21:45my fantasies involve a lot less sex and a lot more garlic bread and luxury space communism
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 02:05splash screen where duvessa is eating garlic bread and nothing bad is happening
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 21:08In CYC, images must be SFW. Text can be (hard) R-rated but let's keep it this side of snuff film — cool? Thanks everyone
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 21:10harold is fishing in lair but he cant catch anything except electric eels
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 21:11natasha brings a dead rat to crazy yiuf's door
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 22:16Are there kids reading CYC?
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 22:33idk about kids but there are people reading CYC who don't like rape jokes
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 22:34splash screen of me stabbing a fuckboy with an elec weapon
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:07BabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
inb4 "much like your posting"
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:09tavern poster BabyRage luring a halfling into an unmarked white van
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:11Halflings are disgusting, I prefer elves.
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:12Gammafunk gently lowers a basajaun into the dungeon and gives it a tender smooch while the rest of the devteam unleashes fiery genocide on the high elves
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:14Vladimir Putin's spellforged servitor casting orb of destruction at a syrian village
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:15spriggan of fedhas relaxing on an oklob plant leaf and smoking a gigantic blunt
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:15Shard1697 wrote:I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the doorBabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
inb4 "much like your posting"
But CYC is literally stupid jokes.
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:20Donald Trump evoking the tomb card around the entrance to the orcish mines.
Hillary Clinton throwing books and scrolls into lava.
Gary Johnson hitting intelligence stat zero when a neqoxec asks him to name a crawl unique he admires.
Hillary Clinton throwing books and scrolls into lava.
Gary Johnson hitting intelligence stat zero when a neqoxec asks him to name a crawl unique he admires.
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:27Jill Stein in the background trying to convince Bernie Sanders to kneel at a Fedhas altar
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:28BabyRage wrote:Shard1697 wrote:I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the doorBabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
inb4 "much like your posting"
But CYC is literally stupid jokes.
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Posted: Saturday, 1st October 2016, 23:29one of those awful looking 20s-30s jello dinner recipe pictures except instead of food encased in jello it's the player encased in TRJ
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 02:21duvessa wrote:harold is fishing in lair but he cant catch anything except electric eels
pile of eels to one side of him, single boot on his hook
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 06:21gastronok unwittingly enters a portal to desolation of salt
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 07:03Eustachio pins a violet to Erica's hair
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 07:05a deformed troll with eyeballs everywhere crowd-surfs some jellies joyfully
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 07:10a lich strolls out of ziggurat portal, spinning a ziggurine on its finger like a basketball
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 07:30in cocytus, antaeus gets swarmed by starspawn and other abyssal intruders
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 08:15Polyphemus throws a death yak and it's flying towards the screen
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 08:23a kobold assassin inscribes her dagger with a url. Nearby is a pile of daggers; each is inscribed with the same url.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 11:39Baby tiamat playing with draconian toy soldiers in a pillow fort made out of the dragonskin cloak.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 13:40an emaciated 40-year old sitting in front of his PC, alone in an empty room, with a solitary lightbulb hanging from a wire
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 14:25cerebovssquire wrote:an emaciated 40-year old sitting in front of his PC, alone in an empty room, with a solitary lightbulb hanging from a wire
That's me in 20 years.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:45Crazy Yiuf standing atop a Xom altar, preaching to a mass of dungeon dwellers.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:45A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:46Edmund sitting at a table alone. The table is adorned with rings, amulets and a heap of gold coins.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 15:47A Minotaur reflexively headbutting their mate after receiving a smooch on the forehead.
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 16:14Elitist wrote:A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.
how do you jostle hair?
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 17:31PleasingFungus wrote:Elitist wrote:A hobgoblin jostling a goblin's hair/Robin petting Ijyb.
how do you jostle hair?
Step 1: Find an individual of suitable height
Step 2: Reach down and place hand on hair
Step 3: Vigorously jostle hair/fur
Step 4: Extend hand and excuse yourself for having pushed them to the floor
Step 5: Repeat ad nauseum
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 20:48and into wrote:In CYC, images must be SFW. Text can be (hard) R-rated but let's keep it this side of snuff film — cool? Thanks everyone
Extreme edgy humour is good humour
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 20:54Shard1697 wrote:I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the doorBabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
inb4 "much like your posting"
All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.
I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol
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Posted: Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 20:59CypherZel wrote:Shard1697 wrote:I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the doorBabyRage wrote:Are there kids reading CYC?
inb4 "much like your posting"
All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.
I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol
this is either the most conceptual splash screen yet or a bad post, and i'm not quite sure which one it is yet