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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 21:01

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Shard1697 wrote:[quote="BabyRage"]Are there kids reading CYC?
I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door

inb4 "much like your posting"


All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a certain theme but when it comes to looking at a joke you shouldn't write off every joke that shares that theme as tasteless and unfunny.

I accept the rules of this forum but joke police are pretty triggering lol


this is either the most conceptual splash screen yet or a bad post, and i'm not quite sure which one it is yet[/quote]

Try looking at it from the left

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Post Sunday, 2nd October 2016, 21:21

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interesting strategy. terrible quote tag management to distract people from your terrible posts

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duvessa wrote:interesting strategy. terrible quote tag management to distract people from your terrible posts


Meh, it's the phone app that does it

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no fair, my post about a buttplug was deleted

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PleasingFungus: massive buttplug!

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dpeg wrote:PleasingFungus: massive buttplug!
hey Arrhythmia I found a new signature for you

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Post Monday, 3rd October 2016, 02:18

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idk why you'd want a picture of donald trump for a splash screen

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some imp is playing doom 2 at work and asmodeus yells at him to get back to work (in hell they only have old windows 98 computers, thats why its hell)

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duvessa wrote:some imp is playing doom 2 at work and asmodeus yells at him to get back to work (in hell they only have old windows 98 computers, thats why its hell)


anywhere you can play Going Down is not hell
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Split screen with Boris and Natasha looking at the same portrait of a catty old wizard petting a wizened old cat.

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hey, hold up. you're not supposed to suggest actually good ideas

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Boris and Natasha watching Rocky and Bullwinkle on an old timey tv, Natasha looking at Boris as if to say something and pointing at the tv.
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duvessa wrote:Jill Stein in the background trying to convince Bernie Sanders to kneel at a Fedhas altar


lol more like trying to convince him that potions of curing are actually potions of autism because the devs are in bed with the potion manufacturers :p
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duvessa wrote:a human running towards a siren and they have a boner but then a snapping turtle bites their boner off


I feel like you really have no leg to stand on getting holier than thou about rape jokes when you post stuff like this. Maybe the snapping turtle was into it, but it sounds quite non-consensual from the human's point of view.

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Post Monday, 3rd October 2016, 19:04

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snapping turtles eating dicks is not, and does not even resemble, a common real-life act of sexual violence.

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personally I like how he used a non-gendered pronoun for that running penis-wielder just in case they don't actually identify as male, very thoughtful imo

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well damn, okay, I'm not sure about their gender either

I mean the T-shirt says X-man but that could be just some weird X-men knockoff

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Post Monday, 3rd October 2016, 19:24

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PleasingFungus wrote:snapping turtles eating dicks is not, and does not even resemble, a common real-life act of sexual violence.

Perhaps not, but it's still pretty tasteless.

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how do you know if you never tried it?

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Sar wrote:how do you know if you never tried it?

ba-dum tish.

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dowan wrote:
duvessa wrote:a human running towards a siren and they have a boner but then a snapping turtle bites their boner off


I feel like you really have no leg to stand on getting holier than thou about rape jokes when you post stuff like this. Maybe the snapping turtle was into it, but it sounds quite non-consensual from the human's point of view.

That's right dowan you should teach your sister how to behave.

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she's just going to punch him in the gut like she always does :(

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I know. That particular splash screen brings back bad memories every time I see it.

It is kind of depicting domestic violence though... But it is the funny and acceptable kind, where a probably female hits a probably male, not the bad kind, which is the other way around.

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oh ffs, you're still not over the ONE time I picked you up by the neck when we were 10? I don't go around talking about the dozens of times you pulled my hair before that, you know.

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duvessa wrote:oh ffs, you're still not over the ONE time I picked you up by the neck when we were 10? I don't go around talking about the dozens of times you pulled my hair before that, you know.


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a human transmuter like, cutting dudes up with sword hands while hydra heads grow from his neck eating other dudes
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Post Thursday, 6th October 2016, 21:55

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Some of these are pretty good. This now needs some artists, and a (not so benevolent) dictator :) I really, really like the Boris & Natasha one by Floodkiller, that's so moving.

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dpeg wrote:Some of these are pretty good. This now needs some artists, and a (not so benevolent) dictator :) I really, really like the Boris & Natasha one by Floodkiller, that's so moving.


I think that's Croases' that you were referring to, but I'll take the credit.

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Post Friday, 7th October 2016, 02:08

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Cut him some slack, maybe his eyes were so teary that he couldn't tell the usernames apart.

Joking aside, I don't know if you're seen the kind of unspoken respect that occurs between elderly pets and elderly pet owners, but I imagine that's what Boris and Natasha had in their pre-Dungeon lives.

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