Species idea - Teddy Bear


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Post Tuesday, 19th July 2011, 13:19

Species idea - Teddy Bear

The teddy bear species is an actual soft toy raised to sentience by the whim of Xom.

As such, they always start out as worshippers of Xom, regardless of background. Therefore, religious backgrounds (except Chaos Knight) are banned.

They are technically non-living, and have no bones or internal organs, which makes them resistant to many forms of damage as they just bounce back into shape. However, they are highly vulnerable to fire.

They cannot rot, mutate or go berserk,
(however, if Xom decides to make them mutate or berserk, this overrides their natural immunity.)

They do not need to breathe, and can float in water. However, if they stay in water for too long, their fur and stuffing becomes temporarily waterlogged. While in this state, they lose their fire vulnerability but are slowed.

They have the special ability to 'play dead' or just lie on the ground and imitate a lifeless stuffed toy, so monsters will not attack them. However, a monster that has already seen them move will not be fooled by this.

Their aptitudes start out at +0 for all skills, however at XL 9, 18 and 27, Xom will randomly adjust their aptitudes.

If they ever abandon Xom, they will revert to inanimate status, and so will instantly die.

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Post Tuesday, 19th July 2011, 13:28

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

This is crazy and makes me want a Toy Story version of DCSS.
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Post Tuesday, 19th July 2011, 14:32

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

If this doesn't make it in as a species, it needs to be a Xom effect.
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Post Tuesday, 19th July 2011, 15:41

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

cybersaint2k wrote:This is crazy and makes me want a Toy Story version of DCSS.

Mr. Potato Head would be locked in as a Jiyvan, since Jiyvans are all about being collections of interchangeable parts...
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Post Wednesday, 20th July 2011, 03:27

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

Teddy Bears get +20 Evasion when fighting intelligent species because nobody wants to hurt a cute widdle teddy bear.
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Post Thursday, 21st July 2011, 11:09

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

Teddy Bears have the ability to evoke confusion when fighting real bears. Fighting a plush version of myself would certainly confuse the hell out of me.

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Post Friday, 22nd July 2011, 14:05

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

Elves automatically hug Teddy Bears instead of fighting them.
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Post Friday, 22nd July 2011, 14:32

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

If you're playing a Teddy Bear and make it to the Spriggan Forest instead of attacking the spriggans will organize a picnic.

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Post Friday, 22nd July 2011, 14:55

Re: Species idea - Teddy Bear

If five or more Teddy Bears appear on screen together, they will immediately have a parade.

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