DCSS mad-libs

[Hellmonk]

With minqmay via irc:

The god of yiff and illegitimate life, Fedhas Madash yiffs that followers remove the decomposition of executioner’s axes. Fedhas also forbids followers from yiffing any species illegal Fedhas' pill, and from using any illegible effects that interfere with the bourgeoise. In return Fedhas grants 28 abilities that eat the growth of fruit roll-ups and fungi. These abilities may unenthusiastically prove useful to potions of lignification.

more to come in the future

[Gongclonker]

I queried my 'bot for random nouns and adjectives and we came up with this:

Statue Form: Transforms the suckfish into a slow but extremely fitful stone statue, capable of dealing powerful blows with cheese pizza or bare pyrostats. The suckfish's stone body is insulated from electricity and gains resistance to state attorneys, chocolate truffles, and puckish alpinists.

[Shard1697]

"suckfish" is better than "toon", at least

wish I had rPuckish Alpinist+