Some funny Crawl things that don't make sense

[Shtopit]

No human got thirsty buring the recovery of this Orb.

[Doesnt]

there are great orbs of eyes and orbs of fire, but no orbs of eyes or great orbs of fire

[CanOfWorms]

_You hit the greater orb of fire! Three orbs of fire spark out.

[HANFGEIST]

Clouds disappear when you close the door or lose sight of them. Good thing enemies can't use this tactic.
If you don't plan to reopen your shop, why put a chain around it?

[dolemite99]

Pandemonium's disco ball cannot be spun, stolen, or have Corona cast upon it for extra shiny goodness. C'mon devs, we are not gonna hurt it. Let my felids bat it around like a catnip toy.

[Laraso]

The one that always gets me is that the orb of destruction is so immensely destructive that it will obliterate massive stone giants and send blood and chunks flying several meters every direction, and is strong enough to disintegrate stone walls, but a tiny wooden buckler will stop it dead.

[bcadren]

Within walking distance of my house there is a...

Church, 2 cemeteries, 3 neighbors. A treefarm and a cattle ranch. I'm kinda rural.

[Midn8]

Do you have Wifi where you live even?

[CypherZel]

Trog

Why when you check for runes there's a category for the orb of zot called 'orbs of power' when there is only one of these types of orbs in the game and once you pick the orb up there's no way you can forget you have it on you, the pan lords will make sure of that. (If you are going to add more orbs do it already)

How regardless of size ever enemy can fit in a hallway but 2 enemies can't attack you from the same direction in a hallway unless they have reach

D3 sigmund

You can reach through allies but you can't cast any spells through them, again regardless of size( please devs I want to have a hep shield and not have to go Polearms)

The meaning behind lair, you are telling me that there's a bunch of wildlife deep underground where the sun doesn't shine

Vaults, literally can someone explain what even is vaults, like just what is it, why is there a bunch of random things in there and why are they not fighting the humans

[elmdor]

Swinging around a gigantic mace thousands of times doesn't make you hungry, but casting a spell without practicing causes you to crave calories.

[Sar]

Akshully, melee does gave hunger cost. Beware!

[nago]

FR: swinging a great mace makes you hunger faster than using dagger.

[BabyRage]

It is kinda funny that mighty melee fighters need to consume much less food than puny nerds mages.

[Sprucery]

FR: swinging a great mace makes you hunger faster than using dagger.

An excellent opportunity to bring back itemweight!

[HANFGEIST]

When you shoot an arrow into a monster damaging it, the arrow will then fall at its feet. They don't even penetrate enough to stick...

[therealnebgrebaes]

The use of the word "conjurations" in respect to the spell blast. Could just be called "arcana" or "devastation."

[therealnebgrebaes]

The mere existence of a double or triple sword.

[therealnebgrebaes]

The thoughtlessness of an orb spider in aiming with its allies around.

[Jeremiah]

It's called Dungeon "Crawl" but almost every character can walk.

[Shtopit]

It's called Dungeon "Crawl" but almost every character can walk.

"The Walk To Zot: Stone Soup".

[HANFGEIST]

You can't eat the Kraken! It's stir-fried calamari!

[Pereza0]

Under the right circumstances, Ru worshippers can force Liches to touch themselves while they watch

[PseudoLoneWolf]

The player is always hungry. But never thirsty.

Really attack while wielding your mug of ale?

[Jano]

The player is always hungry. But never thirsty.

Really attack while wielding your mug of ale?

  Code:

 t - Shout!
Orders for allies: a - Attack new target.   h - Hold my ale.
                   r - Retreat!             s - Stop attacking.
                   g - Guard the area.      f - Follow me.