Weird stuff the RNG has done to you


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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 19:25

Weird stuff the RNG has done to you

So this game, I'm on lair 2, and I realized I hadn't found *a single wand/rod/misc* item, at all (I did control-F to make sure I hadn't missed anything), which is pretty weird.

I also had a game a while back, where I didn't find any boots until I was done with lair/S branches/vaults/dungeon/crypt and decided to take out Elf before heading to the depths.

What's your weird RNG story?
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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 19:29

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Wandering Pan; find the pan disco hall, leave through a portal to another region of pan in the disco hall; come out adjacent to a daeva in Holy Pan. (the two non-guaranteed non-standard pan floors back to back).
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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 19:33

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The one where i won NaCK on my first NaCK game and its the current highscore.
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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 20:45

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bcadren wrote:Wandering Pan; find the pan disco hall, leave through a portal to another region of pan in the disco hall; come out adjacent to a daeva in Holy Pan. (the two non-guaranteed non-standard pan floors back to back).

According to knowledge bot disco pan is a one-occurrence-only vault.

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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 21:31

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Siegurt wrote:I also had a game a while back, where I didn't find any boots until I was done with lair/S branches/vaults/dungeon/crypt and decided to take out Elf before heading to the depths.
I recently had a character finish five runes with no boots ever generating. Lots of bardings, though, which I'd see every time I Ctrl-F "boot".
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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 22:25

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It let me win once.
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Post Tuesday, 16th August 2016, 23:50

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My DDAs of Makh won without boots, when the only pair generated in the game was corroded by yellow draws (old corrosion).

I also remember a game where the last 3 unknown wand types were something like magic darts, slowing, confusion.
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Post Wednesday, 17th August 2016, 01:48

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BabyRage wrote:
bcadren wrote:Wandering Pan; find the pan disco hall, leave through a portal to another region of pan in the disco hall; come out adjacent to a daeva in Holy Pan. (the two non-guaranteed non-standard pan floors back to back).

According to knowledge bot disco pan is a one-occurrence-only vault.


Well yeah, that's how it's implemented.

And he left it and immediately appeared inside the other one-occurence-only full-floor pan vault.

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Post Wednesday, 17th August 2016, 06:35

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I'm on D:9, haven't been in Lair or Orc yet. This isn't counting the one I already used while looking for Identify, which was in a smaller stack at the time.
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Post Wednesday, 17th August 2016, 09:52

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I once got a Dungeon floor that looked like E.T.:

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Look, it's even got the weird glowy finger!
And you think you're capable of finding the ORB? I had it, you know. Then I gave it away so I could steal it AGAIN.

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Post Wednesday, 17th August 2016, 10:33

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genericpseudonym wrote:
BabyRage wrote:
bcadren wrote:Wandering Pan; find the pan disco hall, leave through a portal to another region of pan in the disco hall; come out adjacent to a daeva in Holy Pan. (the two non-guaranteed non-standard pan floors back to back).

According to knowledge bot disco pan is a one-occurrence-only vault.


Well yeah, that's how it's implemented.

And he left it and immediately appeared inside the other one-occurence-only full-floor pan vault.

Oops sorry, I misread that post.

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Post Wednesday, 17th August 2016, 17:49

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Gongclonker wrote:I once got a Dungeon floor that looked like E.T.:

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Look, it's even got the weird glowy finger!

Wait, isn't that just a screenshot of the E.T. game on atari?

Actually, maybe not, the resolution seems too high and it looks too much like E.T.

Hah! Take that atari game from 1982!
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Post Thursday, 18th August 2016, 01:22

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