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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 04:39

sex ed

If you find ten people and I say sex! this is what they will look like:

:P :oops: :x :oops: :twisted: :ugeek: :oops: :lol: :shock: :oops:

it is important to discuss with you`ll about Safe sex. Just for one reason can you get all blushey and hot geared: some think the sexual rythem is a taboo (sp?) subject. We all agree, yes, sex is taboo, but safe sex must be learned and not from corporate suit scum trash from the garbage dump like employees of canyon tx independenct school district. it should be learned from a, oh, scholar is the correct word. So I`m gonna teach you ghow to do it .ng also this is for men

  • Grab hold and place it condom, before restlessness. Get on with it and get off with it, throw it away, or bury it like a cat (wierd). If it won`t do but ya`ll have to get on at it again you gotta foller the steps repeat. Remember to bury it like a cat or flush it

This it the end of the first period Education and now enter the many questions and some answers phase, so click away a few q`s! thread requirements: don`t get fussy and make the mods shut it all down
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 04:52

Re: sex ed

is it ok to have sexual relations with a fictional snake lady, asking for a friend
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 04:57

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it is ok in the sense that it is safe. you cannot contract with a std in fictional relations, i mean your friend cannot
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 05:08

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What should I do if I expect to see a nude lady elf or something but instead there's just a chicken?
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 05:20

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you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead

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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 05:25

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Hellmonk wrote:is it ok to have sexual relations with a fictional snake lady, asking for a friend


it is not okay at all unless your friend is me in which case yes it's fine.
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 06:39

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duvessa wrote:you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead


Well OK but I think it's harder to flush a garbage bag

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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 07:03

Re: sex ed

Sex can get really complicated for certain people. Like, super complicated.
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 07:07

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Queen Cassie wrote:Sex can get really complicated for certain people. Like, super complicated.


That's why twelwe is simplifying it for them.

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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 07:10

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moocowmoocow wrote:
Queen Cassie wrote:Sex can get really complicated for certain people. Like, super complicated.


That's why twelwe is simplifying it for them.

Noooot exactly what I meant.
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 12:22

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duvessa wrote:you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead


ok big guy not everyone uses mangum size wraps, remember this guy from before? :ugeek: yeah, not him
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 16:17

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twelwe wrote:don`t get fussy and make the mods shut it all down

this doesn't seem like too much to ask, and yet, here I am, modding things.
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 16:45

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Hellmonk wrote:is it ok to have sexual relations with a fictional snake lady, asking for a friend

interespecies sex is a crime, except if you are married with her. then it's ok. but even then, you should make the right choice and marry the slime girl instead.
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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 19:09

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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 20:28

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genericpseudonym wrote:did somebody say mods?
https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=19586

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Post Saturday, 6th August 2016, 23:01

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twelwe wrote:
duvessa wrote:you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead


ok big guy not everyone uses mangum size wraps, remember this guy from before? :ugeek: yeah, not him
it's not really the size of the willy wrap that does it, it's that they don't break down and they stick to each other.
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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 00:09

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Yeah it would be better if condoms would decompose in the toilet. The toilet is wet, so clearly we need condoms that decompose when they come into contact with wetness.
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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 02:05

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Actually we could really use better interspecies sex ed. For example pretty much the only resource available to humans about elf sex is http://elftruths.blogspot.com/ which gets quite a few things wrong - for example, most of us are pansexual, not bi, and we are not interested in your hairy human ass by default.

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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 02:19

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duvessa wrote:Actually we could really use better interspecies sex ed. For example pretty much the only resource available to humans about elf sex is http://elftruths.blogspot.com/ which gets quite a few things wrong - for example, most of us are pansexual, not bi, and we are not interested in your hairy human ass by default.

Unfortunately, Pan was removed. Guess that makes your sex life more complicated.

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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 03:29

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This is why tstbtto will smite you all!
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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 03:36

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why devs always fetish remove

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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 03:42

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HardboiledGargoyle wrote:why devs always fetish remove

Because it's their fetish.
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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 03:50

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vergil wrote:
genericpseudonym wrote:did somebody say mods?
https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=19586

Too bad you can't use that on Webtiles.

you probably could with the right greasemonkey script
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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 22:43

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xentronium wrote:What should I do if I expect to see a nude lady elf or something but instead there's just a chicken?


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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 23:02

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surprisingly there are only like 5 nude lady elves on the internet, unless you count drawings and horrifying uncanny valley 3d models
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Post Sunday, 7th August 2016, 23:05

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so who is this Ed and why do you call him that?

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Post Monday, 8th August 2016, 02:36

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Agreed on condoms in the toilet. I experienced a similar issue where my old flat-mate decided to flush, except it didn't go down. The next morning I had to fish out an old used condom from the toilet and put it in the bin myself. You can imagine which of the ten faces I was after that.
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Post Monday, 8th August 2016, 03:11

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actualy no i don`t imagine ecause i don`t know who are you. maybe you are some kind of turned on guy who likes condom toilet fishing and you look like him :P
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