Saturday, 23rd July 2016, 20:27 by Gongclonker
Trog for President - because 'Murica
Gozag for Internal Revenue - instead of mass graves, we'd have mass goldmines
Kiku for General of the Army - supplies his own recruitment effort: shows up in TV propaganda about the joys of being reanimated
Jiyva for Bibbly Bop Zoobity Bop - diddly-doo shlappah clappah maffah whoogly shing shong shamma lamma
And you think you're capable of finding the ORB? I had it, you know. Then I gave it away so I could steal it AGAIN.
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