Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible


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Post Thursday, 22nd September 2016, 11:28

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should worship TSO in extended, because the bonus accuracy from his halo will really help you while fighting Ereshkigal!

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Post Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 01:39

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should worship TSO in extended because then you won't need sInv.
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Post Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 02:15

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.
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Post Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 02:21

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.


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Post Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 12:13

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.


Do you use them though?
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Post Wednesday, 19th October 2016, 13:31

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.

Bad advice with good reasoning.

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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 19:22

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Qazlal is a good god to worship because he increases your experience gain by drawing all the monsters out of hiding.

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Post Saturday, 17th December 2016, 23:51

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Doesnt wrote:Qazlal is a good god to worship because he increases your experience gain by drawing all the monsters out of hiding.

He is also pretty good at making monsters identify weapons and potions for you!
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Post Sunday, 18th December 2016, 01:30

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High Elf was a good removal because the blonde pixels in their hair slowed down the game too much.
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Post Sunday, 18th December 2016, 09:03

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Childs should start with Lego as young as possible because later when adults they'll self 3dprint better dildoes.

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Post Sunday, 5th February 2017, 16:39

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

It's a good idea to learn meph cloud on otherwise weak, seafaring races like op & br:

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Post Sunday, 5th February 2017, 18:14

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duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.


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Post Tuesday, 7th February 2017, 15:39

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

PleasingFungus wrote:you should read-id your scrolls once you've gotten a few floors down, since that'll let you get to level 1 spellcasting and begin memorizing spells

You're starting to get the hang of this magic thing.
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Post Thursday, 9th February 2017, 03:18

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Courtesy of ManiacJoe:

Train for and use the new Ignition spell in order to locate invisible enemies when you don't have SInv.
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Post Friday, 17th November 2017, 01:14

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should worship Cheib, because he deactivates autopickup for wands of random effects.
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Post Friday, 17th November 2017, 05:50

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duvessa wrote:Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo.

Did you steal the dildo, Duvessa?

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Post Friday, 17th November 2017, 23:21

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should always worship the first god you get access to so you can get piety maxed sooner.

You should always use decks blindly so you don’t waste Id scrolls.
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Post Wednesday, 22nd November 2017, 00:40

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Don't bother saving anything for ascension...

You might not meet any Pan lords at all!
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Post Friday, 24th November 2017, 18:33

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should worship Mahkleb as a caster so that you can cast low level conjurations without using MP.
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Post Sunday, 26th November 2017, 22:49

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You shouldn't disengage early because that out of depth monster is worth loads of juicy xp
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Post Saturday, 2nd December 2017, 14:55

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Dithmenos is the bestest god, because he removes autopickup from both wands of fire and random effects!
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Post Saturday, 2nd December 2017, 16:23

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

When there are the portals to Sewer and Ossuary on one level, always take the portal to Ossuary. Because the potion there are lesser contaminated.

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