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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 03:46

Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should go Gozag because the no-corpse drop really shuts down hellwings' Cigotuvi's Embrace.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 03:58

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should use boots of running because the turns saved really help you cut down on permafood.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 04:03

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

I know that's not the point, but hellwings lost Cigotivi's Embrace recently.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 04:33

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Sar wrote:I know that's not the point, but hellwings lost Cigotivi's Embrace recently.


(i know, it was part of the joke)
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 05:04

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You should go Sif Muna if you find a randart weapon with +Int, because it will improve your channeling success rate.

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 05:04

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Sar wrote:I know that's not the point, but hellwings lost Cigotivi's Embrace recently.


That's why I will NEVER play anything after 0.17!

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 05:06

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 12:39

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should never train fighting because you will take more damage from torment.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 13:30

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should play sword podes because riposte triggers constriction.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 13:44

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You should go TSO because halo gives sInvis
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 14:07

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You should worship Okawaru on fighters because his gifts are great.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 16:31

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Dith is great for spellcasters because of shadow mimic.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 21:30

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Trog is great because you can use books as throwable flame clouds.

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 21:37

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You should go Vampire for a chance to suck.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 21:43

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TSO is great because you can switch to Zin (to cure mutations) and Ely (to cure rot), without incurring penance!

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 21:52

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

ZoFy wrote:You should worship Okawaru on fighters because his gifts are great.

This isn't that bad. For example if you want to play a melee character then getting weapon gifts is very good, regardless of the existence of heroism.

dynast wrote:Dith is great for spellcasters because of shadow mimic.

Why is this bad reasoning?

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 22:03

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Dith is great because you get no accuracy penalty from wearing ring of shadows!

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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 22:34

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Stabbers should go Trog because BiA gives chances for distraction stabs.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 23:31

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You should play a mummy, because mummies cannot drown.
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Post Saturday, 9th July 2016, 23:42

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You should try not to die on the orb run because you will leave a ghost that will be inconvenient for someone later.
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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 00:00

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You should play Felid - then you won't waste exp training Armor.
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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 00:10

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dynast wrote:Dith is great for Fire Elementalist because of shadow mimic.


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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 00:11

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Join Xom as Naga/Centaur because it will give you a barding.

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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 00:17

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Casters who choose Trog as a god will have powerful melee supplements to their magic.
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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 00:42

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Worship Veh because mp on kills is awesome.

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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 01:17

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You should play Ogre because they get a strength boost every third level. ER is a non-isssue for them, so that makes them a very resilient species.

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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 02:51

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Always consider going Assassin; that starting cloak's AC gives you a LOT of extra resilience.
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You should spend your day posting jokes in taverns; you'll get lots of thanks.

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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 03:04

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Kite a flayed ghost behind you to keep your HP low so Xom gives more gifts
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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 03:39

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Save your scrolls of acquirement until Zot:5 so you don't run the risk of finding something better after you read them.

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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 05:26

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You should always value GDR over AC - after all, it's GUARANTEED. So yeah, that's why Ozocobu's is awful.
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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 09:41

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Arrhythmia wrote:Always consider going Assassin; that starting cloak's AC gives you a LOT of extra resilience.

It looks cool too, which is a great reason to play tiles.

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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 23:13

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If you're playing potion roulette, you should drink the green ones first. Green means 'safe'. And if a potion of heal wounds is red, it's a trap.
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Post Sunday, 10th July 2016, 23:15

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You shouldn't use MR gear because it's not needed to win the game.
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Post Monday, 11th July 2016, 08:19

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Play MuMo because otherwise minmay thinks you are a wimp.

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I'll think you're a wimp either way

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Post Monday, 11th July 2016, 13:40

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As a Trog worshipper, make sure to be careful about when you berserk, or you will need to eat a lot of food to make up for the hunger costs.

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Post Monday, 11th July 2016, 23:34

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Like octopodes, Felids don't have a lot of HP or AC, so they should take Ash to deal with unseen horrors.

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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 01:24

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Fire Storm is very powerful even with the RFire you're wearing, so be sure to get into melee with Cerebov quickly and cast Silence ASAP once you're there.
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Eveningstar is the ideal weapon for ogres because you can use a shield to compensate for your lousy EV.
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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 13:17

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GSC is the ideal weapon for ogres because you are desperately trying to compensate for something.
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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 13:33

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It's a good idea to start a thread with the obvious intent of bashing something someone else said in a different thread and out of context, because you have to prop up your ego somehow, right?

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dowan wrote:It's a good idea to start a thread with the obvious intent of bashing something someone else said in a different thread and out of context, because you have to prop up your ego somehow, right?

It feels more like an offshoot of something like this, not targeting a specific person.

Polearms are very useful weapons due to their reach letting you start attacking things in melee from further away, like centaurs and yaktaurs.
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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 15:56

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dowan wrote:It's a good idea to start a thread with the obvious intent of bashing something someone else said in a different thread and out of context, because you have to prop up your ego somehow, right?


No, that's not why I made this thread. I made this thread because I was worshipping Gozag, noticed that hellwings couldn't cast Cigotuvi's Embrace, and thought "Man, it would be really fucked up if someone gave advice centered around that". Please don't make assumptions like this. That's very rude.
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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 17:19

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dowan wrote:It's a good idea to start a thread with the obvious intent of bashing something someone else said in a different thread and out of context, because you have to prop up your ego somehow, right?


No, that's not why I made this thread. I made this thread because I was worshipping Gozag, noticed that hellwings couldn't cast Cigotuvi's Embrace, and thought "Man, it would be really fucked up if someone gave advice centered around that". Please don't make assumptions like this. That's very rude.


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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 17:27

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You don't need rPois because you can simply not stand in poison clouds.

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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 17:40

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You should not learn blink, because spell levels are valuable and you have blink scrolls anyway.
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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 18:03

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Wahaha wrote:You don't need rPois because you can simply not stand in poison clouds.
You definitely don't need rPois, yes. Sometimes it's unreasonable to not stand in poison clouds but in those instances it's pretty much always possible to kill enemy that makes poison clouds and then quaff curing
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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 18:18

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

You should always worship Xom; he is the only god that can gift food. Without food you lose the game by default, so that makes Xom the best god!

(Gozag is not good because you can't flay corpses for food and his food shops cost gold. Xom bread reations are FREE!)

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Post Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 19:22

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Use chaos brand since it can duplicate monsters, earning you more exp.

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