POLL: Who should be the next President of the United States?

[minmay]

(A vote for the candidates will actually be a vote for their electors.)

[Hellmonk]

Where's the Donald/Gozag ticket? Stupid mainstream lieberal media trying to rig the poll.

[Tiktacy]

My vote is for Khufu, because he is the only one who can build the wall.

Sonja is just too weak on radical qazlamic terrorism, and that weakness will just end up slowing down our progress as a nation and poisoning our society.

[ZoFy]

My vote is for Khufu, because he is the only one who can build the wall.

A wall of oklobs is fine too.

[duvessa]

Qazlal isn't an evil god. Such bigotry...

[Arrhythmia]

where's chei?

[xentronium]

Vote Cerebov/Asmodeus and feel the burn!

[Hellmonk]

where's chei?

He missed the deadline for registration.

[Tiktacy]

where's chei?

L O W E N E R G Y

[yesno]

oh , right ... boris & natasha....... right

[Reptisaurus]

I can't believe nobody's voting for Donald

"My fellow Americans: We are all going to die, it's all your fault, the Gods are helpless to save us, and a duck looked at me funny on the way in here. (I hate that.) In the increasingly small amount of time we have left, I'd like to invite you to join me in putting your head between your legs and kissing your ass goodbye before we are eaten by terrorists. Thank you."

[ydeve]

On the plus side, making the orcs pay to wall off the Mines (they actually do have a lot of money, anyway) would reduce the amount of XP and loot in the game.