No mods allowed thread

[Rast]

Moderators, admins, and developers, please click "back" now.

Everyone else, this thread is for posting things that might offend a mod and lead to your post being deleted. There are no judgements here, just a safe space free of mods.

Go!

[4Hooves2Appendages]

Somehow I don't think this will work out.

[Wahaha]

I like it when Crawl is fun to play.

[dynast]

I feel like im stepping into a shadow trap.

[pubby]

%

[duvessa]

poop

[wizzzargh]

I am legitimately concerned that some of the devs are squandering their potential by sticking with crawl instead of making their own roguelikes and that while crawl .27 will probably be pretty neat, I would always wonder what else might have been

[pubby]

[Sar]

why

[ydeve]

can someone post the original name of that picture/film?

[pubby]

can someone post the original name of that picture/film?

gammafunk knows

[Tiktacy]

Pakellas is fucking embarassing and I hope whoever decided to put it in .18 realizes they made a terrible mistake.

Why are the devs focusing on stupid shit when they could be fixing actual problems like wand clutter, and everything about pakellas in general.

[Rast]

they could be fixing actual problems like wand clutter

They started to do that. They did it wrong, sure, but they made good progress.

[Sar]

hehehe, "wand" clutter

[Tiktacy]

they could be fixing actual problems like wand clutter

They started to do that. They did it wrong, sure, but they made good progress.

What did they do?

[WalkerBoh]

What didn't they do?

[TonberryJam]

I think the game should be more "possible death most likely around just about every corner death trap kinda rogue-like".

[Rast]

Tiktacy, they got rid of several wands like frost and magic dart.

They also did some weird shit like fireball into iceball.

[dynast]

But did they reduce the wand generation rate?

[prozacelf]

Everywhere I go, the gay transgender dinosaur agenda is rearing its head.

[Tiktacy]

Tiktacy, they got rid of several wands like frost and magic dart.

They also did some weird shit like fireball into iceball.

I suppose they at least did something, too bad it didn't help the clutter problem(the real problem) since they didn't reduce the wand generation rate to my knowledge.

Even if they did, they just need to remove wands from the inventory.

[Sar]

[quote"Tiktacy"]they just need to remove wands from the inventory[/quote]
no thats stupid

[Tiktacy]

[quote"Tiktacy"]they just need to remove wands from the inventory

no thats stupid[/quote]

While I completely disagree with you, thats a discussion for a different thread.

[lethediver]

Anyone else feel like there should be sexual content in crawl? It seems the natural next step now that there are more female uniques.

I must admit, encountering a succubi in nethack was one of the most intensely liberating experiences of my otherwise-repressed youth. Nethack was one of the few mature themed games i was able to access despite the parental controls placed that my mother had placed on my computer.

I still quiver a bit when I remember the way she asked for consent before removing my +5 boots of speed, gauntlets of power and silver dragon scale mail. Letting the anticipation build as each of my armor slots become deliciously unencumbered.

Perhaps we could add a god to DCSS that allows the player to seduce, or perhaps be seduced by, various dungeons residents with the intelligent flag? Or barring that, even a unique that mimicks the behavior of the succubus/incubus enemies from nethack? Preferably placed at a low DL so I can gain access to her... him... it... reliably.

I just thought it was a really nice touch that my character, who lived such a full life of religion, study of magic/combat, and advancement in his quest, could be fleshed out romantically as well. Why is love forbidden in the world of crawl? It seems so.... cold and sterile without so much as a brief interspecies, demon on player fling to experience.

[Arrhythmia]

Anyone else feel like there should be sexual content in crawl? It seems the natural next step now that there are more female uniques.

I must admit, encountering a succubi in nethack was one of the most intensely liberating experiences of my otherwise-repressed youth. Nethack was one of the few mature themed games i was able to access despite the parental controls placed that my mother had placed on my computer.

I still quiver a bit when I remember the way she asked for consent before removing my +5 boots of speed, gauntlets of power and silver dragon scale mail. Letting the anticipation build as each of my armor slots become deliciously unencumbered.

Perhaps we could add a god to DCSS that allows the player to seduce, or perhaps be seduced by, various dungeons residents with the intelligent flag? Or barring that, even a unique that mimicks the behavior of the succubus/incubus enemies from nethack? Preferably placed at a low DL so I can gain access to her... him... it... reliably.

I just thought it was a really nice touch that my character, who lived such a full life of religion, study of magic/combat, and advancement in his quest, could be fleshed out romantically as well. Why is love forbidden in the world of crawl? It seems so.... cold and sterile without so much as a brief interspecies, demon on player fling to experience.

this is a great post

[Tiktacy]

Anyone else feel like there should be sexual content in crawl? It seems the natural next step now that there are more female uniques.

I must admit, encountering a succubi in nethack was one of the most intensely liberating experiences of my otherwise-repressed youth. Nethack was one of the few mature themed games i was able to access despite the parental controls placed that my mother had placed on my computer.

I still quiver a bit when I remember the way she asked for consent before removing my +5 boots of speed, gauntlets of power and silver dragon scale mail. Letting the anticipation build as each of my armor slots become deliciously unencumbered.

Perhaps we could add a god to DCSS that allows the player to seduce, or perhaps be seduced by, various dungeons residents with the intelligent flag? Or barring that, even a unique that mimicks the behavior of the succubus/incubus enemies from nethack? Preferably placed at a low DL so I can gain access to her... him... it... reliably.

I just thought it was a really nice touch that my character, who lived such a full life of religion, study of magic/combat, and advancement in his quest, could be fleshed out romantically as well. Why is love forbidden in the world of crawl? It seems so.... cold and sterile without so much as a brief interspecies, demon on player fling to experience.

This is The Gold Standard of tavern posts.

My god.

[duvessa]

Anyone else feel like there should be sexual content in crawl? It seems the natural next step now that there are more female uniques.

I must admit, encountering a succubi in nethack was one of the most intensely liberating experiences of my otherwise-repressed youth. Nethack was one of the few mature themed games i was able to access despite the parental controls placed that my mother had placed on my computer.

I still quiver a bit when I remember the way she asked for consent before removing my +5 boots of speed, gauntlets of power and silver dragon scale mail. Letting the anticipation build as each of my armor slots become deliciously unencumbered.

Perhaps we could add a god to DCSS that allows the player to seduce, or perhaps be seduced by, various dungeons residents with the intelligent flag? Or barring that, even a unique that mimicks the behavior of the succubus/incubus enemies from nethack? Preferably placed at a low DL so I can gain access to her... him... it... reliably.

I just thought it was a really nice touch that my character, who lived such a full life of religion, study of magic/combat, and advancement in his quest, could be fleshed out romantically as well. Why is love forbidden in the world of crawl? It seems so.... cold and sterile without so much as a brief interspecies, demon on player fling to experience.

we did it. we've gone platinum. we have our first official copypasta

[Tiktacy]

Anyone else feel like there should be sexual content in crawl? It seems the natural next step now that there are more female uniques.

I must admit, encountering a succubi in nethack was one of the most intensely liberating experiences of my otherwise-repressed youth. Nethack was one of the few mature themed games i was able to access despite the parental controls placed that my mother had placed on my computer.

I still quiver a bit when I remember the way she asked for consent before removing my +5 boots of speed, gauntlets of power and silver dragon scale mail. Letting the anticipation build as each of my armor slots become deliciously unencumbered.

Perhaps we could add a god to DCSS that allows the player to seduce, or perhaps be seduced by, various dungeons residents with the intelligent flag? Or barring that, even a unique that mimicks the behavior of the succubus/incubus enemies from nethack? Preferably placed at a low DL so I can gain access to her... him... it... reliably.

I just thought it was a really nice touch that my character, who lived such a full life of religion, study of magic/combat, and advancement in his quest, could be fleshed out romantically as well. Why is love forbidden in the world of crawl? It seems so.... cold and sterile without so much as a brief interspecies, demon on player fling to experience.

we did it. we've gone platinum. we have our first official copypasta

AND THE MODS/DEVS WILL NEVER KNOW!!!

[Rast]

I still quiver a bit when I remember the way she asked for consent before removing my +5 boots of speed, gauntlets of power and silver dragon scale mail.

Depending on player stats, she often won't ask for consent.

[Sar]

our first official copypasta

that's either that blog post that called dpeg a "sperg" or SchwaWarrior talking about fucking jellies

[dowan]

Stupid devs stupid remove ongett!

[pubby]

Posting pics of the first annual "No Mods Allowed" dinner.



From left to right:
1. buppy
2. magicpoints
3. archaeo (he didn't stay for dinner)
4. tabstorm
5. berder
6. John L. (berder's friend. He talks a lot about HVAC.)
7. elmdor
Not pictured: arrhythmia (he refused to be photographed in front of an american flag)

And here's what we did after dinner:

Roleplaying!

Thanks again to magicpoints for hosting us. Hope to do it again next year!

[triorph]

Is this legit?

[moocowmoocow]

Is this legit?

2 legit.

[Arrhythmia]

Is this legit?

Absolutely, I was there.

[lobf]

Is that Martinelli's?? Haaahaha.

Also Tabstorm is a cutie.

[Tiktacy]

That was exactly how I pictured archeo, holy shit.

[triorph]

Is this legit?

Absolutely, I was there.

Looks like a fun night. How did this get organised?

[Arrhythmia]

Tileschat and Facebook.

[dynast]

Im on the top left of the second picture... or at least i wish i was. Also, nice mustache ts.

[njvack]

Perhaps we could add a god to DCSS that allows the player to seduce, or perhaps be seduced by, various dungeons residents with the intelligent flag?

I'm not playing this god if it's restricted to intelligent monsters.

  Code:

The fungus whispers sweet nothings in your ear, while helping you undress.


But also worthwhile maybe:

  Code:

XTAHUA WHISPERS SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR!!!


also pretend I'm not here

[Arrhythmia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

[pubby]

delete your account

[dynast]

also pretend I'm not here

Dont you wanna stay for dinner?

[njvack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

that would be literally 100 times better if it were Weird Al

[gammafunk]

Another garbage thread. Locked, and pubby has been temp banned for the following reason: igni ipthes

[moocowmoocow]

Roll dex check to lock pick thread... success...

[pumpyscump]

And here's what we did after dinner:

How cool, which state or province was this in? I do WWOOF; I'm currently near Albuquerque and am probably heading to Spotsylvania next.

[dpeg]

Another garbage thread. Locked, and pubby has been temp banned for the following reason: igni ipthes

gamma, you are not allowed to post here!!!

[HardboiledGargoyle]

1 thread not enough, needs subforum.
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